Slap Your Mamma, Cheaters Never Prosper

I understand.

I understand. Originally Posted by RebeccaRothko

Yes, you do.............by the way, you may just double your post count today

I'm working on it!

I'm working on it! Originally Posted by RebeccaRothko

me too...flap, flap.....keep posting....flap , flap....I am almost done.

me too...flap, flap.....keep posting....flap , flap....I am almost done. Originally Posted by notanewbie

I don't know if you had to be there or not to know how funny that is............can I get you some GSO3?

If you massage your taint at the same time you'll be done faster.

milk goes in the cheerios.....not piss. darn...what is up this month....? so much bs....cant we all just fuck and nut?

everyone knows that half the board is a lie (caused by favors, pimps, discounts, cops, etc...) learn to shift the dog pile and find some creditable stuff.

AVA, why you so mad....i have read your reviews...many are good.

If you massage your taint at the same time you'll be done faster. Originally Posted by RebeccaRothko

WTF............that would just be............gay

I don't know if you had to be there or not to know how funny that is............can I get you some GSO3? Originally Posted by dearhunter

yeah about 3 minutes ago.

Oh my goodness, what is this staying on topic that you're doing?

Here's a funny story about "gay" Many years ago I had taken to saying everything was "gay" as in cheesy and fake and stupid. Well, I said way too much and a friend of mine called from Croatia to discuss some important things and I kept saying "Oh my god, that is sooooo gay, that's so gay" About an hour after getting off the telephone there was a knock at my door, opened the door to a courier holding a bag from Book Stop, the bag contained a thesaurus. The first word I learned was "pusillanimous" Over the next month I called everyone a pusillanimous bastard using a Sean Connery voice, good fun!

Oh my goodness, what is this staying on topic that you're doing? Originally Posted by RebeccaRothko

We call this eeking out a nugget in a useless threAD............please continue

or rubbing out a nugget if the mood strikes you.

The on topic thing was directed at windowshopper.

So... another post for me, yay! I really wish this repro place would call to tell me print job was ready...

I avoid all the confusion by not having reviews.

The one time a client posted a review I received notice of it and was little flattered, it was the most retarded thing I had ever read. His attempts at a penthouse forum submission were juvenile at best and he was flat out inaccurate. I contacted him and said "dear, I can't have you posting these incriminating acronyms about me on the internet. Also, we both know the *** was really a ****" He apologized and said something about writing it in the middle of the night. Whatever. Originally Posted by RebeccaRothko

You read the entire review?

Yes, it was on escorts.com I had the review taken down and canceled my advertisement there. I did appreciate their notification system but there is no way to guarantee the facts of such reviews. I want full control over my image, my name and my product. I can't have all those crazy acronyms floating around on teh internetz, it's fine if someone googles me and pulls up me being a twit on a board because that's me. I put it out there.