So I was browsing the Provider Ads (Houston)... or... What the fuck is in the water them folk from Dallas?!

Dorian....let me get this right. So your mad at me because those girls have a NBA policy?

Is this right? I am confused. What the hell do I have to do with a girl's policy/preference? Originally Posted by Shep3.0

Shep... I don't think DG is mad at you at all... I think he is just curious to understand the situation.... The Lady in Question started out in the Hobby in Houston, ALSO SEEN BY BLACK HOBBYIST with Reviews by these Hobbyists... Now she has joined Madison May and Her PIMP and their Crew and NOW HAS NBA policy.... It is NOT in Question on this site that Once you hook up with Madison and HER PIMP... NBA IS THE WAY YOU PROVIDE! This is the HOBBY and to each their own....

If they are mad that ladies go NBA, then why even bring Shep up in the conversation?

Shep... I don't think DG is mad at you at all... how can I be mad at him? I think he is just curious to understand the situation.... True... True... The Lady in Question started out in the Hobby in Houston, ALSO SEEN BY BLACK HOBBYIST with Reviews by these Hobbyists... Now she has joined Madison May and Her PIMP and their Crew and NOW HAS NBA policy.... Wait?! Are you telling me that Ms 360+ Madison May has been pimped all this time?! Makes sense now. It is NOT in Question on this site that Once you hook up with Madison and HER PIMP... NBA IS THE WAY YOU PROVIDE! This is the HOBBY and to each their own.... So... you're saying it WASN'T her choice to go NBA? Originally Posted by Redd Rozay

If they are mad that ladies go NBA, then why even bring Shep up in the conversation? Originally Posted by MasterBaiter1996

Well, I won't be one to be non inclusive:
Syncial. You wrote the 1st review. Did she mention a dislike for Black men?
doggies. Did she say doggy stylin with anything non Caucasian was a sacrilege?
creamofthecrop. Any mention of the annoyance of dealing with dry skinned/oily face clientele?
rodeverhard. Do darkies ride too hard or her?
houpoboy. She take time to say not all blackies have huge poboys?
kbig. Any mention of taking multiple bathes cause the smell of chicken just won't go away?
cumcerned. Was she overly cumcerned that ebony would give her prolapse at an early age?

Did I miss anybody.....

Does this satisfy them folk from Dallas. I just called out all reviewers for their opinion.

Dorian Dorian Dorian....just stop posting please. You are being used as a pawn in a pimp war.

You want the truth...that is what it is.

P.S. It's Friday night. Go blow off steam on "Montgomery" street and enjoy yourself. <<< ask your fave mamasan what that means? If she tells you the truth. It's going to break your heart.

Thanks Redd. I think Dorian has a "bottom bitch" that is pissed off that is in his ear.

Shep... I don't think DG is mad at you at all... I think he is just curious to understand the situation.... The Lady in Question started out in the Hobby in Houston, ALSO SEEN BY BLACK HOBBYIST with Reviews by these Hobbyists... Now she has joined Madison May and Her PIMP and their Crew and NOW HAS NBA policy.... It is NOT in Question on this site that Once you hook up with Madison and HER PIMP... NBA IS THE WAY YOU PROVIDE! This is the HOBBY and to each their own.... Originally Posted by Redd Rozay

Madison May has a pimp?

I’m typically not one for getting right to the point but because this is a very serious matter, I will.

Dorian is not crazy, in fact, he is 100% accurate in his observations. To answer Dorian, the OP question – What the fuck is in the (Dallas) water?

Residents of Dallas recently received a post card regarding this very matter. Upon further investigation, I have learned of a recent contamination. On December 10, 2012 a ‘failure’ was reported and though every effort was made to trick us in to believing the water was safe to drink, clearly it was not.

The referenced providers were no doubt exposed! In a state of “contaminated water” craze, they both decided to suddenly and without reason, include NBA on their respective showcases.

I personally can attest to a case of the crazies.
**I’ve been to the store at least 7 times since December 10th and have forgotten each time to buy nail polish remover….strange.

**On Christmas I made cookies while listening to a clearly marked BEST OF HALLOWEEN CD, I even did the Monster Mash…strange.

**A few weeks ago, I sat in the shower an 15 extra minutes trying to recall the last name of the royal family. Prince Charles BLANK, Queen Elizabeth BLANK? In the end I had to use Google….strange.

**Of course the night I opened an iced cold carbonated Pepsi and almost carelessly chugged it…thank God I stopped myself. I had a mouthful of pop rocks – I could’ve died!

**The recent long, pointless, rants here on Eccie and as we speak I’m wearing mismatched socks.

This is very out of character for me and I was beginning to think myself a loser in the battle against PMS. It’s not my fault, it’s not their fault - it’s not even their pimps fault.

The evidence is right here, see for yourself: http://cityhallblog.dallasnews.com/2...to-drink.html/

My fellow Dallasites, we need to take immediate action! If anyone knows a good attorney…it’s beginning to smell like a class action lawsuit.

Dorian, our attorney will be in touch. We will no doubt find you a very valuable asset as we move forward in this matter. We’ll need your deposition for our discovery file – rest assured I will personally see to it that every arrangement is made to schedule that in Houston, wouldn’t want you to risk contamination.

Sincere thanks for sharing your keen observation. Had it not been for you, we would be ignorant in this serious matter and would have continued on as fools.

miss priss...that is a nice, witty post. However, you might want to tuck and roll.

It's about to get crazy on this thread...when the Houston mamasan that lost the girls start posting

Wait for it....wait for it