THE "SLAMDANGO" pays double???

  • Laz
  • 01-17-2013, 09:38 PM
Lol, me either.

I think the gist of this one is SL is saying he's working with a big tool and a provider asked him to go to the circus with her to see a midget named Slamdango.

Am I close?? Originally Posted by beezdat
LMAO. I am looking forward to SL's response. This could be entertaining.
LOL I ONLY book hour appointments as a rule. 15 minutes to chat. 30 minutes of Hide The Pickle. And 15 minutes of chat, clean up and exit strategy. Originally Posted by Still Looking
Don't forget the photo shoot.
The girl is delusional. You owe her nothing.
Hey SL, I ain't skeered!
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At least 50% of the time I honestly don't know what people are talking about on this site. Originally Posted by Liliana Vess
You can ALWAYS go to the "ASK SL ThreAD! I'd be happy to help you!

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=469736

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You didn't tell her that you used to be a circus sideshow before your appt did you. I think you should pay for the appt she had to miss and a little more for her pain and suffering. Originally Posted by thisguy23
You sound like my EX-wifes attorney LOL
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Crickets Chirp.........


I can't wait to hear the rest of this..... Originally Posted by lookn4boobies
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She had seen you before? if so she should of known what she was getting unless you were just rough Originally Posted by soxfan
No Grudge Slamdango here!
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Lol, me either.

I think the gist of this one is SL is saying he's working with a big tool and a provider asked him to go to the circus with her to see a midget named Slamdango.

Am I close?? Originally Posted by beezdat
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Maybe you should just offer to kiss it and make it all better. Originally Posted by thisguy23
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Lol, me either.

I think the gist of this one is SL is saying he's working with a big tool and a provider asked him to go to the circus with her to see a midget named Slamdango.

Am I close?? Originally Posted by beezdat
I thought Bridgette worked the circus tour?
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Don't forget the photo shoot.
The girl is delusional. You owe her nothing. Originally Posted by Salsa man
Hey SL, I ain't skeered! Originally Posted by Nicolet

SL Big Tool Hell No! Average at best! Ok, so here we go.....

This young lady was referred to me by another hobbyist. The thought process was that I would do a review, take pictures and have a new TEAM SL member. Once I met her she decided I was TOO HIGH PROFILE and she had enough business. So no pictures and no review. Fee was $$.50 and we spent 1.5 hours together that first time. Oh and I host so hotel on me!

She is SUPER HOT! So I come back from vacation and I'm making the rounds SO all the ATF'S when I get an email requesting another session. I agree and we meet 1 pm. on a Sunday. 15 minutes of Yada, Yada, Yada I just moved, first & last month’s Rent Yada, Yada, Yada utilities, deposits Yada, Yada, Yada. I'm getting undressed and drinking my Fuji water and waiting on the bed. Finally let the games begin. HJ, BBBJ, CG, ACG (Full 10 minutes) Sissor, Doggie, Mish, Deck Chair Slamdango. DONE! About 30 minutes of bump and grind. We both showered together. And I was off to my next.... ahhhh meeting, diner date with SO.

I get a call from her 11:10 am. on Monday asking if I would consider helping her out as she is now being visited by a friend (Period!) and she was unable to do the other session she had scheduled at 4:00 pm. She said she was too sore. She was very nice about it. So I tell her I would be willing to meet her for a BBBJCIM at the requested rate of $$.50. Meeting set, I host and secure a room as before and she NSNC. Left several messages and never heard back from her. Checked out of room after an hour with no charge and left.

I get a text from her wanting to know if I was interested in a meeting as she was free. My reply……I’m moving, I’m on my period, I’m sore and American Idol is on, so I’ll pass!

Some chicks just don't get it!

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Crazy SL, this same thing happens to me EVERY time I see a girl.

Just kidding, it's about every other time.
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Crazy SL, this same thing happens to me EVERY time I see a girl.

Just kidding, it's about every other time. Originally Posted by bojulay
I thought you only see porn stars? LOL
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I thought you only see porn stars? LOL Originally Posted by Still Looking
Naaw, I just make em all feel like they are.

Naughty Bojulay, now give me 50 push ups.
I thought Bridgette worked the circus tour? Originally Posted by Chica Chaser

Now that makes perfect sense, Bridgette the Midget COULD BE Slamdango.