If you could give yourself oral sex would you?

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Okay that's just some weird shit right there Originally Posted by Tara Evans
Thanks for post boo, but a hooker saying the word weird on a hooker site (go figure) SMDH!! You just can't make this shit up
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Why does a dog lick his genitals?

Because he can!!
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There once was a man from Nantucket...
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A good buddy of mine we had a conversation today about, if you could give yourself oral sex would you. Well I got to thinking about that and I said, well I do have great oral gifts with the ladies, so yes I would suck my own dick if I could, but unfortunately I can't reach mine lol. I was not blessed hung like some of you studs. Originally Posted by suiram77
My male friends and I talk about family, work, stocks, sports, current events, etc but somehow I'm not surprised you and your friends think about sucking dick.
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Why does a dog lick his genitals?

Because he can!! Originally Posted by TexTushHog
Two Dudes are walking down the sidewalk and they come upon a male dog going to town licking on his tallywacker...

1st Man: Gosh damn I sure wish I could do that!
2nd Man: You better not, he might bite 'cha!!

(Sorry, it's an oldie but a goodie)
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Yep and all they have to do is google this and it's all over porn, some may not like it but it's something some guys do all the time. If I actually could, then I would be really curious to if I could make myself bust. No CIM of course, but I would probably paint my own face like mayballine lmao.
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My male friends and I talk about family, work, stocks, sports, current events, etc but somehow I'm not surprised you and your friends think about sucking dick. Originally Posted by TheEccie214
Yep Erica sex is all we talk about, so sorry you are normal
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Thanks for post boo, but a hooker saying the word weird on a hooker site (go figure) SMDH!! You just can't make this shit up Originally Posted by suiram77
For ONCE Horseface and I may agree on something, the OP is a fucking Weirdo!! And after all the times he's kissed her ass on here! Someone is losing his audience despite all the bumping and ass kissing he does on here, ALL FUCKING DAY LONG!!

I'm lovin' it...Keep it up Horseface and I just may send you the money for the drinks we will never have together (my choice because I have your PM offering).

Yes, you just can't make this shit up!! My Gosh, I never, ever thought this day would come!!!
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For ONCE Horseface and I may agree on something, the OP is a fucking Weirdo!! And after all the times he's kissed her ass on here! Someone is losing his audience despite all the bumping and ass kissing he does on here, ALL FUCKING DAY LONG!!

I'm lovin' it...Keep it up Horseface and I just may send you the money for the drinks we will never have together (my choice because I have your PM offering).

Yes, you just can't make this shit up!! My Gosh, I never, ever thought this day would come!!! Originally Posted by ManSlut
I don't recall ever pm you for and appointment Erica where is your incall at boo, maybe that will help me remember. thanks for post boo
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Okay that's just some weird shit right there Originally Posted by Tara Evans
Sorry, could've sworn I multi-quoted this to my previous post.

Should've known the OP couldn't figure that out even though I quoted his post of Horseface's...smh
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Sorry, could've sworn I multi-quoted this to my previous post.

Should've known the OP couldn't figure that out even though I quoted his post of Horseface's...smh Originally Posted by ManSlut
Np slutmutt I like your showcase btw very pretty I love the mask you have on
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I got skills for days in the oral department....I could school your ass on proper dick sucking...too bad you can't reach yours Originally Posted by Analeese
I can attest to her amazing skills! ! ... But sorry I don't think that I could suck my own cock, if I could. I enjoy running my tongue over and around a clit, and loose labia.
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I can attest to her amazing skills! ! ... But sorry I don't think that I could suck my own cock, if I could. I enjoy running my tongue over and around a clit, and loose labia. Originally Posted by FishGuy13
Cool thanks for your post buddy
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suiram77 is this what you and the other bruthas talk about at the BarberShop you hangout in South Dallas or South Oak Cliff, sucking dick I mean?