One liner response- You know its going to be a bad session when...

....the provider looks 10 years older and 20 lbs heavier than what her pics show. *Ahem* ... Originally Posted by USAsoldier

This has happened more than once or twice.

This has happened more than once or twice. Originally Posted by Bankshot

Should be an automatic ban for false advertising.

Providers and tricks.

In the spirit of a one line comedic response, answer...."You know its going to be a bad session when..." Originally Posted by Eidolon

LOL.. when a lady refers to you as a TRICK.... or tells you to stay in a trick's place.

After paying extra for Greek you notice the Taco Bell bags in the trash.....

After paying extra for Greek you notice the Taco Bell bags in the trash..... Originally Posted by Russ38

When I'm about to lay da Mandingo on a lady and as I go to turn down my foooking phone I get several email prompts from eccie mods because grown women and men can't stand on their own two feet without pounding the help me mommy or daddy, rtm, button. Shine Da Great. Tooodlez.....

After paying extra for Greek you notice the Taco Bell bags in the trash..... Originally Posted by Russ38

I don't see anyone topping this response...,

But here's a shot.

When MsCW in the ad is a typo and you become aware she's TsCW. My, granny, what big hands you have!

When I'm about to lay da Mandingo on a lady and as I go to turn down my foooking phone I get several email prompts from eccie mods because grown women and men can't stand on their own two feet without pounding the help me mommy or daddy, rtm, button. Shine Da Great. Tooodlez..... Originally Posted by shinepro

It's been nice & co-ed. Lets keep it that way & on topic please!

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Should be an automatic ban for false advertising. Originally Posted by USAsoldier

I don't think it matters if 99% of her clients come from escortbabylon

I don't see anyone topping this response...,

But here's a shot.

When MsCW in the ad is a typo and you become aware she's TsCW. My, granny, what big hands you have! Originally Posted by frogdog

Me neither !!

I don't think it matters if 99% of her clients come from escortbabylon Originally Posted by Prince Akeem Of Zamunda

Off topic. Now back to the topic !!

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When you send a text advising " Im on my way" and all you get us silence. Do you still go? Or Stay?

After paying extra for Greek you notice the Taco Bell bags in the trash..... Originally Posted by Russ38

Ice or oral, Hot sauce for anal


Sounds about right

When she describes herself as Curvy, she opens the door and is easily a Duece And A Half.

When you’re in the lot, and she says give me 5 min I’m not quite ready.
Gross