I seem to have a nose for spotting the type. I remember recently I was sitting at a sushi place in a mall and saw a blond girl sitting at a table near me set for two, but no one was currently occupying the other seat. Something about her demeanor made me wonder. She was overly tan, nose ring, a piercing and tattoo on her lower back (super low-rise jeans and tight, tiny shirt), over-processed hair, designer purse and sunglasses. I chuckled to myself and thought "she's either a wannabe Sugar Baby, or a BP escort."
Sure enough, an Asian man in his early 40s comes and sits across from her, and they resume their meal. I overhear bits and pieces of their conversation, and discover that she is, in fact, a Sugar Baby. And has no idea how to converse with a man in his 40s. She's just talking about how all of her friends are jealous of her, and how she has a friend who tries to be a SB, too, but she has no idea what she's doing, etc etc. All the while I'm trying not to laugh out loud. Very obvious that it was a first meeting, and I'm pretty sure their last. Also hilarious, they're eating sushi, and she doesn't know how to use chopsticks, so she just uses her hands.
People amuse me.