Telling signs of an escort..

If I could tell, then I would not need this site.
I seem to have a nose for spotting the type. I remember recently I was sitting at a sushi place in a mall and saw a blond girl sitting at a table near me set for two, but no one was currently occupying the other seat. Something about her demeanor made me wonder. She was overly tan, nose ring, a piercing and tattoo on her lower back (super low-rise jeans and tight, tiny shirt), over-processed hair, designer purse and sunglasses. I chuckled to myself and thought "she's either a wannabe Sugar Baby, or a BP escort."

Sure enough, an Asian man in his early 40s comes and sits across from her, and they resume their meal. I overhear bits and pieces of their conversation, and discover that she is, in fact, a Sugar Baby. And has no idea how to converse with a man in his 40s. She's just talking about how all of her friends are jealous of her, and how she has a friend who tries to be a SB, too, but she has no idea what she's doing, etc etc. All the while I'm trying not to laugh out loud. Very obvious that it was a first meeting, and I'm pretty sure their last. Also hilarious, they're eating sushi, and she doesn't know how to use chopsticks, so she just uses her hands.

People amuse me.
I think as escorts we are pretty good at being able to spot other escorts out! lol...

Last time I met one of my clients at a hotel, I really tried to blend in, dressed casual, hair pulled up etc...He opened the door and started laughing, I was like "What's so funny!?"...He just smiled and said, "Bless your heart, you just stick out like a sore thumb!"....Lol, we had a bit of a laugh about it, but hey, at least I tried
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Isn't there a secret hand signal? LOL
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I sometimes have wished there was a secret code of recognition. Earrings that form a P for provider, maybe . . . or it could stand for a few more things . . . lol
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I don't really see the point on this one. I don't really care if I see one in public or know if she is one. She has her life and I have mine. It's the hour or two we are together that are important otherwise who cares. Not me and not her.
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If I could tell, then I would not need this site. Originally Posted by Bull149
I'm with ya there bull.
Sure enough, an Asian man in his early 40s comes and sits across from her, and they resume their meal. I overhear bits and pieces of their conversation, and discover that she is, in fact, a Sugar Baby. And has no idea how to converse with a man in his 40s. She's just talking about how all of her friends are jealous of her, and how she has a friend who tries to be a SB, too, but she has no idea what she's doing, etc etc. All the while I'm trying not to laugh out loud. Very obvious that it was a first meeting, and I'm pretty sure their last. Also hilarious, they're eating sushi, and she doesn't know how to use chopsticks, so she just uses her hands.

People amuse me. Originally Posted by tracibrooks
That is hilarious. I've seen a few first time SB meetings in restaurants myself. Those are easy to spot because it always seems like the lady never understands how to dress like one.

As for the sushi, Nigiri is actually meant to be eaten with your hands. Sashimi is what the chop sticks are intended for...although most westerners use them for the entire meal. It seems to be accepted either way here. In Japan, its a little different.

Isn't there a secret hand signal? LOL Originally Posted by jughead1171
Ha ha! I would love to see a bunch of women walking out of my local four star hotel shooting each other crazy Spock like hand signals!
Isn't there a secret hand signal? LOL Originally Posted by jughead1171
Sure.
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Sure. Originally Posted by charlestudor2005
Charles I am glad I wasn't drinking anything when I read your post or I am sure I would have spit it out when I laughed out loud LOL.
Sure. Originally Posted by charlestudor2005
Charles that was just TOO funny!

If I see a beautiful woman in a public place alone and she makes direct eye contact with me, smiles and winks... I am all over that.

For some reason I keep getting tossed out of grocery stores...

Huck
What do you think tells on an escort, ladies and gents?
Originally Posted by Riata Kincaid
She's 18-20, dressed very scantly, and hot as hell. He's 50+, and bald with a dickey-do. You realize it's not his daughter when he reaches over to kiss her and she looks around to make sure nobody she knows is there. Ok, ok, I'm joking..or am I?

Meg
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  • 02-16-2011, 08:50 PM
Unless you spot me entering a hotel or saw my pictures online, you will never know I am an escort.
I don't think there are particular signs to spot one. Most girls dress like hookers at night but aren't actually hookers...Or are they?