Providers, providing us with....

Good advice, you guys are my gods. Originally Posted by ayeseeku

My parents thought I was a god too...I remember my Dad saying

"GODDAMN boy, when are you going to pull your head out of your ass and be something?"

Mom too "Good God you cannot be my Son"...

Teachers

"Jesus Christ, how did you come up with these answers"?

So am glad to see the trend continue

I think I came off bitchy... what I was trying to do was to make a suggestion for upscale incalls.
A bar of ivory would be nice and some mouthwash. That is all I am saying.
I love, and I am fascinated by the female of the species. The are so much nicer, softer and more entertaining than men. Sorry if I came off as ungrateful. If you read my reviews, you will see that I am eternally grateful to anyone who will jump my bones.

MANY of us provide unscented toiletries, unscented massage oils, clean fluffy towels and wash cloth, warm shower, and a cool bottled water, expressly for your comfort. Heck, I even have and offer handmade slippers at my door! If you appreciate that level of service, then seek it out!




+1!!!

But Damn Looks Like I BETTER Step

My Game Up!!!!!


I Am SLACKING On The Slippers!!!!!


Nice Touch Darlin!!!!!

MANY of us provide unscented toiletries, unscented massage oils, clean fluffy towels and wash cloth, warm shower, and a cool bottled water, expressly for your comfort. Heck, I even have and offer handmade slippers at my door! If you appreciate that level of service, then seek it out!




+1!!!

But Damn Looks Like I BETTER Step

My Game Up!!!!!


I Am SLACKING On The Slippers!!!!!


Nice Touch Darlin!!!!!







Originally Posted by Austintatious Lilly

Thanks Ms. Lilly! But I have a way to go to reach your exaltedness!

Personally (imho) Wet Wipe are much cleaner then a used cum rag picked up of the bathroom floor.

Now I am grossing myself out. yuck

I think I came off bitchy... what I was trying to do was to make a suggestion for upscale incalls.
A bar of ivory would be nice and some mouthwash. That is all I am saying.
I love, and I am fascinated by the female of the species. The are so much nicer, softer and more entertaining than men. Sorry if I came off as ungrateful. If you read my reviews, you will see that I am eternally grateful to anyone who will jump my bones. Originally Posted by ayeseeku

You should try to see VIP Latina Barbie in SA. She has everything you suggested in different brands , full size , all layed out on counter , and tells you to take them home with you . It's quite unbelievable !

70% of us have significant others, and we can't run in and take a shower at 5:35 and not have questions thrown at us.
Many of you providers are down low... how would it be if you came home smelling like cologne and sex? Yeah....that's how we feel.
Anyone want to chime in? Originally Posted by ayeseeku

tell your SO you 'sharted' pretty sure she wont ask anymore questions

*Hi-Jack in Progress*

Fellas, who has a close-call, almost got caught by SO story worth telling?

Not me...we can screw naked on my deck and no one cares....

Seriously , you're the one with the SO and you're not smart enough to carry a little bag with toiletries for yourself . Keep a kit in the trunk of your car . What if you show up to an incall and the city has turned off water for repairs ? Kit in your car , you can stop at gas station and clean up in restroom .
Some people!

P.S. Maybe you could get them to provide a meal , and cover your gas also . Originally Posted by DIE HARD

Honey, I'm sorry...all she had was honey milk scented soap...

Damn, if you are worried about smelling different, why not pack you a little shaving kit to keep in your car? Take it to the appointment with you and you add another level of protection. Originally Posted by Toyz

Ditto!

Take a toiletry bag with you! What's the big deal?

If your wife finds it, tell her sometimes you need to freshen up during the day. It's quite believable with this heat.

... And why do you let your wife dig around in your car??

Here's a novel idea. Plain water! If you were camping what would you do? Jump in the lake.
If you're concerned about residual bacteria then when you get home simply wash off your jewels at the bathroom sink.

Ok, I have had a few incalls. There is never any plain soap (I can't go home smelling like shea butter and Chamomille!) Or deoderant... Right guard would be pretty cool....mouthwash... and a clean towel.... many of you ladies smell wonderful.... too wonderful! ... 70% of us have significant others, and we can't run in and take a shower at 5:35 and not have questions thrown at us.
Many of you providers are down low... how would it be if you came home smelling like cologne and sex? Yeah....that's how we feel.
Anyone want to chime in? Originally Posted by ayeseeku

I do keep my incall stocked with Dial men's soap , Mens Deodorant, and mouth wash .
I don't believe its the providers responsibility but some guys come on lunch breaks and Ext so I do think they appreciate it.

....sharted.... lmao.

Not me...we can screw naked on my deck and no one cares.... Originally Posted by Toyz

I have had the water shut off before at my incall due to line breaks etc... So it can and does happen. One thing you might try, is to either have some pocket sized trial size items in your drawer at work or maybe get a small bag to keep them in under the front seat of vehicle. Where there is a will, there is a way. Everyone's situation is different, so maybe when going to see someone you dont know or one who you KNOW doesnt have said items, then throw down a couple bucks for the just in case.You could always start out slow by just adding one item in your car and make sure the SO sees it, mouthwash. Subtle, but a start and who doesnt want fresh breath?

LOL *sharting* doesn't constitute a reason for a toothbrush. Ohh gawd at least I hope not!