I really don't have a problem with anything that popped out of the Horowitz report, other than what he mysteriously concluded after all of that horrifying bias.
Strzok and Page must be feeling really optimistic about their respective futures. Not to mention Comey.
Strzok - 5:1 to suicide himself by Labor Day.
Page - 3:1 to get facial reconstructive surgery (she could use it), move to Honduras, and become a $25 an hour internet prostitute.
Comey - 8:5 to undergo sex reassignment surgery and win a Nobel Prize for male lesbianism.
Strzok's wife is probably more fucked up in terms of physical appearance than Lisa Page but it's still clumsy detail-dodging for these metoo liberals to overlook the whole human interest angle here. Strzok and Page sneaking around on their respective spouses and doing it in their official capacities as federal law enforcement officials. This is Bill Clinton-like.
I usually reflexively root against anyone associated with the SEC but Strzok's poor wife being publicly humiliated by the liberal media is a little insensitive by their pillow-biting standards.
Things are going to be really awkward at the Independence Day get together at Pete and Melissa's house.
I wonder when Trey Gowdy gets to take a look at some of the really juicy unredacted documents. Probably never, but TG will still administer an awful beating on Hillary and Obama's bodyguards at the FBI.
This shit is probably more unfathomable to these folks than The Donald actually becoming President of the United States, and everyone knows what kind of shock to the system that was.