Could the Pastor be a Member Here? I Hope Not..

Oh, THAT'S what the collection plate is for. I didn't realize I was cockblocking every time I didn't throw in a dollar. My bad.

I seen what I believe was a pastor at the no-tell with his blonde whore, I told him "you're dress super sharp to be around here" he said that he was coming from a funeral in his brand new luxury black truck

My regular BEE even said he looked like a pastor and that she's been with a few. One wanted to stuff her in the church and the other one was Catholic and had on his chock thingy around his neck and robe.

Them boys are super freaky! He was done under 10 mins btw, I heard his truck pull away as he was in the wrong part of town.

I have seen a pastor or two myself....they said I am a godsend! Originally Posted by Kendall4U

Weren't we JUST discussing this on Sunday? The holy day...or is that Saturday? We were discussing that too! Those naughty men of God.

Weren't we JUST discussing this on Sunday? The holy day...or is that Saturday? We were discussing that too! Those naughty men of God. Originally Posted by BBW Katrina

You weren't watching your team in the playoffs? Oops

Kendall and the other ladies are all blessings from above.

So sayeth me ... the god of taint.

I didn't make it to church today but did give some blessings earlier. Keeping the hobby faith strong my people

I have seen a pastor or two myself....they said I am a godsend! Originally Posted by Kendall4U

I've seen a pastor on here...😇🙏🏽🙌🏽 Originally Posted by BBW Katrina

Usually, I've found out what their profession is after the orgasm.

Usually, I've found out what their profession is after the orgasm. Originally Posted by ElisabethWhispers

I think you need a little more proof than just hearing him call out, "oh God, oh God"!

Usually, I've found out what their profession is after the orgasm. Originally Posted by ElisabethWhispers

They felt the need to be honest after the fact

I've seen a few that are retained by the church---and yes, oddly enough, typically on Sundays.

I've seen a few that are retained by the church---and yes, oddly enough, typically on Sundays. Originally Posted by FireKitten

After payday of coarse, them pastors be hustling on Sunday's

Christ himself allowed prostitutes to wash his feet. Being approachable gives the sinner hope. The only way to truelyv evangelize is to go to the sinner. If necessary all the way up in her ass.

3-4 ladies have stated they have been with a preacher man. Statistically speaking while assuming other ladies have also seen preachers that’s either a few very fucking horney preachers making the rounds or a whole bunch of preachers out there fucking.

Personally I think this would be the most risky of all Johns.

In the great lyrical pose of Jay Z let us sing:

“I tried to ignore em, talk to the lord
Pray for em, cause some fools just love to perform
You know the type, loud as a motorbike
But wouldn’t bust a grape in a fruit fight”

Can I get an amen brothers ????

I got something better than that, this about sums it up

https://youtu.be/FAHhytJoWDk

Jim Bakker and Jimmy Swaggert were walking down the street.



Jimmy Swaggert asked, "Jim, you think those prostitutes over on that corner can be saved?".



Bakker says "Of course they can".



Swaggert says "Well save one for me".


Although Bakker tagged Jessica Hahn who was a hot piece back in the day.