I'm in a funk

Wimmin be born with that pussy, no investment in it all until their mama cuts them loose and then all they gotta do is feed it. And gawdammit if there's not a whole bunch of them these days think that motherfucker is lined with gold and rabbit fur, like they got the only one and there's this endless line of internet disconnected lonely stoopid motherfuckers gonna sign off on pussy like it's a trip to the grocery store when they're jonesing for Cheetos and are ready to pay QT prices for a dollar store size bag. Like there's some magic a $300 pussy is gonna perform that a $200 pussy can't. Or some free groupie pussy, make a bunch of hookers look like fuckin' amatuers charging admission to the petting zoo like it was wild animal kingdom.

Support the bus rider and his $200 pussy!!!
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Encgo4, I'm interested. How is the bus trip? Are you still enjoying meeting people and seeing how the other half lives? Has seeing the country changed your perspective on anything? I've often thought about taking long slow trips once I retire, whether by train, bus, or auto. I'd be curious to hear your perspective on how you've enjoyed it.
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I thought this would be another thread about Rick James.
Yeah what what phildo said.
TTH great trip lots of good folks, lotta bad folks all just trying to get by. Even met a couple BP girls traveling between cities.
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You tougher than me riding a Greyhound, mayne! That's some torture I'll NEVER put myself through again if I can help it. Unless you're just taking the scenic route on purpose, I don't see how you can do it. Flights can be really cheap if you book them out far enough.
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  • 12-23-2013, 11:21 PM
Wimmin be born with that pussy, no investment in it all until their mama cuts them loose and then all they gotta do is feed it. And gawdammit if there's not a whole bunch of them these days think that motherfucker is lined with gold and rabbit fur, like they got the only one and there's this endless line of internet disconnected lonely stoopid motherfuckers gonna sign off on pussy like it's a trip to the grocery store when they're jonesing for Cheetos and are ready to pay QT prices for a dollar store size bag. Like there's some magic a $300 pussy is gonna perform that a $200 pussy can't. Or some free groupie pussy, make a bunch of hookers look like fuckin' amatuers charging admission to the petting zoo like it was wild animal kingdom.

Support the bus rider and his $200 pussy!!! Originally Posted by phildo
And I don't understand mo fo's who can't tell the difference between any old pussy and primo pussy. There is as much difference between women as between a 15 year old Chevy and a brand new Mercedes S-Class. You want to tell me a crack whore giving 10 dollar blow jobs is equal to a beautiful 20 year old newcomer to the business because they both got a pussy?
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Why does every thread have to become Keyboard Comando Crap? Every person has a point of view and can express it without the vile discourse to offend another. This is the Christmas season of peace, love and good will, please try it.

If you want to start a thread about the cost of services it is easy to do so. You can even name it GPS. As it has been stated many times on here, services are truly a supply and demand system that reflect an unadultrated market.

If every hobbist refused to pay more than $200, then the price would be $200. If every provider's price was $300 then then price would be $300. But since the experience, prefference, menu, ect differs greatly then the price will differ.

We do not compare smart cars with corvettes, both are 2 seat cars but the simularity ends there and the price is worlds apart.

The cost will always be determined by what the market will bear for the services provided and the desirability of the package. Some like one design and ride some another. The envy displayed by those who desire a Corvette at Smart Car prices is unseemly. If you have a Corvette there is no need to sell it at Smart car prices. If you have an over supply of Corvettes on the market then the price will fall. If you Corvette is high mileage and shows it then it is worth less.

Now back to your regularly scheduled post. I applogise for the hijacking of your thread. Enjoy your trip and hope you meet only enjoyable people on the bus.
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What if a smart car had the nearly exact same body style as a Corvette?

You see a provider, 5'1" 115 sexy lbs, with a rate of $200, vs another girl of the same height and weight, who's cbj, non-msog, and has a rate of $350, wouldn't it make more sense to see the $200 girl?

Everybody looks for a bargain, whether they want to admit it or not. If a provider complains about guys complaining about rates, but then she tries to sweet talk a mechanic into cutting her brake job fee in half, then she's no better than the hobbyist. Just pay for the brake job as is, and let it be.

Let's keep in mind that this is an UNSKILLED JOB providers do. Yes, it requires a bit of acting SOMETIMES, not all, but that's about it. By contrast, it takes a lot of skill to be a brake mechanic. It takes money to go to school and be a CERTIFIED mechanic (insert any skill job that pays a lot, btw...just running with mechanic here to make my point). Money is hard to come by for some guys. Not all of us are in the NBA, NFL, NHL or is the son of a oil company CEO.

A lot of providers don't even put in work to be the best provider they can be. Natural looks and body does 99% of the work IN MOST CASES. A cbj girl SHOULD NOT be charging no 300 freakin' bucks.

Now, before the better providers read this and want to kick my ass, this doesn't apply to everybody. Some providers are great at what they do, and guys can't wait to see them again, regardless of rate. But there ARE enough bad ones out there, overcharging, and fucking up the game for everybody.
Rambo
Just getting in touch with my roots and yes I needed to take the long way. When I was a kid this is how we traveled.
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Owwww, we want the funk! Gotta have that funk!
Remote's Avatar
What if a smart car had the nearly exact same body style as a Corvette?

GM also owns Opel a German Car Co. In the late 60s early 70s the produce the Opel GT and Opel Manta. These were small size copies of Corvetts and Camaros, with 1.9 liter (115 cubic inch) 4 cylinder, 4 speed cars. Do you think that though they looked smimular and had the same parent co there was any simulatiry in price?

You see a provider, 5'1" 115 sexy lbs, with a rate of $200, vs another girl of the same height and weight, who's cbj, non-msog, and has a rate of $350, wouldn't it make more sense to see the $200 girl?

Even 2 Corvettes can have a lot of difference in cost. Base model no options vs convertable, A/C, stereo upgrade, engine up grade, transmission, suspension ect and dont forget the value or devaluation of non original equipment.

Everybody looks for a bargain, whether they want to admit it or not. If a provider complains about guys complaining about rates, but then she tries to sweet talk a mechanic into cutting her brake job fee in half, then she's no better than the hobbyist. Just pay for the brake job as is, and let it be.

Exactly my point. If a certain car or option is too expensive for your budget, you don't buy it. If you go to some places you get to haggle (most car lots, swap meets, ect) some place you do not haggle (most stores, professional services with set rates) So if you don't like their price shop around or pay up.

Let's keep in mind that this is an UNSKILLED JOB providers do. Yes, it requires a bit of acting SOMETIMES, not all, but that's about it. By contrast, it takes a lot of skill to be a brake mechanic. It takes money to go to school and be a CERTIFIED mechanic (insert any skill job that pays a lot, btw...just running with mechanic here to make my point). Money is hard to come by for some guys. Not all of us are in the NBA, NFL, NHL or is the son of a oil company CEO.

I would say that any job is unskilled if performed by an unskilled person. You seem to be reffering to either the individuals skill or certification. I can rebuild a car or motorcycle from the ground up and my only certificate in mechanics is from experience and the school or hard knocks. I am not sure I would want a blow job from a girl that has never done one before or to have sex with someone who thinks it is just mechanics. (in, out, up, down to completion, next) It takes alot of experience to make sex great. I do not have much in the way of party funds so my price point is below my desires alot of the time. But for those who have more funds than I have, I applaud you.

A lot of providers don't even put in work to be the best provider they can be. Natural looks and body does 99% of the work IN MOST CASES. A cbj girl SHOULD NOT be charging no 300 freakin' bucks.

She can charge what ever she wants its her labor and time. Will she get high volume and repeat customers? Only she will know. If her price point is too high for the service she will come down till she achieves her market balance or enough business to satisfy her income needs.

Now, before the better providers read this and want to kick my ass, this doesn't apply to everybody. Some providers are great at what they do, and guys can't wait to see them again, regardless of rate. But there ARE enough bad ones out there, overcharging, and fucking up the game for everybody. Originally Posted by Rambro Creed
I think a panel should be appointed to sample the services and help set a fail market price for each service based on the value of the said service and a based rate for each provider based on looks, personality, ect. For each provider to be rated and CERTIFIED as a SKILLED provider, (with certificate suitable for framing) please PM me so we can set up to set up your evaluation. Please hurry and Pm today as only the first 200 will be free of charge.
I've been thinking this whole rate, how can I fuck them all discussion has been pretty good funny to.
I came to the conclusion that my favorites list is like the lotto, your chance of hitting the jackpot are pretty slim, just like my chance of fucking them all are slim.
So like they say you can't win unless you play, and you can't fuck unless you pay(in the hobby world).
So pay and play hard my friends, pay and play hard.
Words of wisdom from the guy who tides the Greyhound. Lol
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I was taught as a young man that if you pass up screwing one girl, you'll be one behind the rest of your life and you can't catch up no matter how hard you try (because whoever you fuck in the future, you could have fucker her anyway)!!
Sorta like Achilles and the tortoise.
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I was taught as a young man that if you pass up screwing one girl, you'll be one behind the rest of your life and you can't catch up no matter how hard you try (because whoever you fuck in the future, you could have fucker her anyway)!! Originally Posted by TexTushHog

No offense, but....