House Calls

TonyStark i will wear Packer Panties just for you and nothing else
It must have been Fantasy Meg you were dreaming about again!
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TonyStark i will wear Packer Panties just for you and nothing else Originally Posted by Makenzee_Ryder
Duly Noted!
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It must have been Fantasy Meg you were dreaming about again! Originally Posted by hotlips_houlihan

Naw, she can't compete with the original.
Outcall? Shit, are you crazy...!? I would never do one. That's sheer lunacy.
NEVER, EVER ASK A LADY TO COME OVER TO YOUR HOME IF YOUR WIFE IS IN TOWN! Originally Posted by Lana Warren
But hunni -- A and D both wanna get wit you, too...
I caint believe a provider would use there personal homes for incalls that leaves the provider wide open for trouble.like what if the guy wants to come back when ever he wants to,what if he tells your neighbors what you are up to.If you are renting what if they tell your landlord.A lot of what ifs to risk it. Originally Posted by longdong2011
Providers are wide open for trouble no matter where they are. I have a solution for each of of those scenarios. Do one of them and find out the solution.

I'm single and it scares the hell out of me. I couldn't imagine having someone over if my wife is just out for the evening. Originally Posted by CoHorn
Single but wife out of town? I presume those were 2 different scenarios hehe

Outcall? Shit, are you crazy...!? I would never do one. That's sheer lunacy. Originally Posted by Neotek
What's wrong, the ninja kitties don't protect you?
LOL @ ninja kitties -- one time spent an extended weekend @ D's during that time of the month, just hanging out and she would kick them out of her room when she went to bed. They took it in turns to come snuggle with me in the spare room -- even the-grey-kitty-no-one-has-named-yet ( she rarely comes out from under the bed, but she responds if I call her kitkit, so maybe she thinks she has a name now )

And then there's NWO Kitty on JREF, where I spend a significant amount of online time when I'm not here -- but she packs a .45 and is interested in protecting no one but the Ruling Elite (go to Forums / Conspiracy Theories / 9/11 Conspiracy Theories / Comic Strip A Conspiracy Myth) but understand that a lot of it is inside jokes that you may need to know a bit about twooferism to get. I'd refer to the "Realstice" or "Dust" threads for explanation but I don't want anyone's head to esplode

I'll pay for a session if anyone can identify my handle there: guys, provider of your choice. Providers: I'll just pay you straight up, no strings.

<---- Big fan of critical thinking, and I have no financial interest in JREF, but always encourage folks to think about things.

A course someone paying attention here could identify me there with only a little thought based on a certain recent post. How to do so is left for an exercise for the student.
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The Escort Concierge! It's all the rage....actually had a doctor come to my house recently (sinus infection). Everyone's doin' it! '-)

Seriously though....a lot of ladies will visit personal residences as long as you can pass screening and don't live out in the "boonies". I prefer a clean atmosphere, as you would get the same when visiting me at my place. Animals are not a problem as long as they don't make a beeline for my crotch when I walk in your door. (I save this treat for the client only). BOL
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I LOVE having gals come to my crib for several reasons but mostly for the fact that I don't have to worry about driving while fighting off the after effects of a good boink-o-thon (i.e. nappie time). Then there's the thrill of going to sleep in a bed that smells of a beautiful woman. Getting to seduce her with my own candles, my own music, all over body rubs. In general being a good host seems to make 'em wet and the wetter the better.

Some tips;
Give her a tour of the house. Even the "junk" room. Gives her the security of knowing no one else is there.

Individually wrapped and seal snacks and single serve beverages. Or open sealed packages in front of her. Let's her know things haven't been spiked.
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True Story:
Years ago, I once did an outcall to a man's residence whom I had seen a cpl of times prior (at my place). It was a nice enough home, clean, alot of family pics, etc. I ask where his wife was. He says "out of town".
***After a while***
We are in the masterbedroom when all of the sudden he hears the front door opening and people talking. I ask who that could be. He says it must be his realtor SHOWING THE HOUSE!! He says that he & his wife had been trying to sell the house and that they weren't supposed to come until the following day!

So I gather my clothes (and belongings) and he tells me to hide in the bathroom closet of the masterbath. I am shaking, and looking for an escape. I can hear their voices getting closer & he is telling them all about the house...
The only escape that I see is a small window in the masterbath (that my butt probably couldn't even fit thru!!) So I am trying not to panick, and am getting dressed as fast as I can, waiting it out, and praying!!
*FINALLY - AFTER 45 MINUTES* he comes to get me. He is apologizing, and we are both so shaken that we mutually decided to end the visit that day. MAJOR MOOD-KILL.

Needless to say, it took quite a while for me to make any "home visits" again. LOL


XOXO
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I have no objection to outcalls at a guys place as long as he passes the screening. I had an outcall a while back and the gent really layed out the red carpet for me,wine candles,bathrobe,hot tub and munchies.It made for a real nice experience.
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Back when the wife and I played together we arranged a role-play where the wife would come home from work and would bust me with the lady. Then I'd be "punished" by being their boy-toy slave and service them as I was told.

We had known this lady for three years and she knew the plan. Wifey was all excited. Hel I'd get to bang two women so "duh" on my excitement.

Still. The lady and I were laying there buck assed naked fully knowing the wife was about to walk in on us and we both STILL jumped up and started scrambling when we heard that door open. Must an "Oh shit I'm busted" automatic reaction in us.