3:58 a.m. wake up text from $500 an hour provider

I don't see the problem. hoes and tricks meet up 24/7, so unless you told her not to call you during certain hours you should expect to be called anytime.

$500.00 Hr pussy, why? I have not found any $500.00 Hr pussy that is any better that $200.00 Hr pussy, just saying

How come you didn't just invite her to bounce her ass over right away so you could get some use out of your morning wood? It's become damn near impossible for me to get any goodmorningpussy, even with overnighters who always seem grouchy as hell when you, well...I, poke 'em awake. I would've jumped on it if my dang "brain" wasn't too groggy to realize the opportunity.

Did this motherfucker just invoke the words logic & courtesy when speaking of whores?!
Get the fuck off the internet now Originally Posted by Dorian Gray

That and he has no use for a hobby phone ... I am thincking the OP is just a muscle head at some gym.

....He also gets snarky with Yummy when she replies sincerely UITB. Originally Posted by chicagoboy

Originally Posted by Sarunga

Exactly.

That and he has no use for a hobby phone ... I am thincking the OP is just a muscle head at some gym. Originally Posted by pyramider

As long as we are pulling presumptions out of our asses, my guess is you were the fat kid that always got picked last for battle ball, and the first target to be taken out.

As long as we are pulling presumptions out of our asses, my guess is you were the fat kid that always got picked last for battle ball, and the first target to be taken out. Originally Posted by GymRat

Do you realize that characterization could apply to this badass: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Goggins ?

Back on topic...I'm actually feeling yo pain over the missed opportunity if immediate pussy delivery had been an option for you...was it? Sheesh, that kind of accidental fucking can often be by far the best fucking, compared with the standard hooker kabuki. I'd much prefer to get ambushed by pussy than to have to plot and plan for it. Especially with anal...that never works for me when it's pre-scheduled, but always works when it's just a sperm of the moment type deal.

Hey handsome, for 1K, I'll drive to Lake Charles and spend a couple hours with you. Afterwards, I will be at the pool at L'auberge Casino sipping on something stout... Text me, I live a normal life and I am asleep at 4:am, so no worries there...

Yummy, perhaps in the circles you run, 4 am wake up calls or texts is acceptable. I just think most logical adults would realize that at 4 am is not the best time to return a text. If I have to explain common courtesy to you, it is probabaly not worth the effort.
You put your phone number in an ad, you should expect to be called or sent a text. I would hope both providers and men in the hobby would use a little more logic before placing a 4 am text. Originally Posted by GymRat

My comment about hooker logic was the clue that I was being sarcastic. The fact that she published her number in the first place makes it more likely that her TCB skills will be questionable. My circles know better.

VoH is the exception, not the rule. Most ladies who choose not to publish their number do it to avoid time-wasters.

Originally Posted by Sarunga

My digital head-pats are legendary, or haven't you heard?

I've had some Dallas providers text me that they're in town at 6 am. It's kinda early but I like to be first in line to the fuckery...

Oh good grief, this is on the list of things not to complain about. Sounds to me like she was taking care of her business when it suited her to do so. How is she to know when or when you are not asleep? How was she to know that you do not have a "do not disturb" on your phone at night. For all she knows you work nights and sleep days.

Yes I get it, communications at 4 a.m. are not the norm, however; you were hooktarding after all. Perhaps in the future it would serve you best to include in your screening information when and when you would not like to be contacted. There is a lot to be said for personal accountability, or am I completely wrong and you did include that information?

I also advise caution in discriminating against ladies based on cost. Intentional or not, you did infer that the under 5 providers are held by you to have lower social grace expectations. With a $300 ATM limit, you might not want to publicize that prejudice openly to the ladies reading this here and now.

Happy hobby

In her defense, I texted her at 8:30 am and said I would pass after the almost 4 am text. She just texted me back at 9:25 am and apologized for the early text. I'll still pass. Originally Posted by GymRat

Serious response:

I think you were right to feel uncomfortable with her texting you at that time of night. I think it not professional of her to do so. However, I know that not all ladies run their businesses this way.

Knowing that, a hobbyist should do his best to safeguard from something like this occurring. It is his prerogative to use his regular phone. I do suggest that he use a contact specific DND function when he must leave his phone on for regular business or family. I don't know much about androids, but I do have a an iPhone in which I can set individual contacts to DND. The other alternative is to have a google voice set up and sign out of it when you don't want to be contacted. In addition, it is always best to let the lady know what communication restrictions and preferences you may have.

Both sides could have done better to prevent this from occurring in this circumstance.

In an unregulated industry, we should all do our best to protect our best interests. Also, knowing the risks that come along with the hobby should be a key factor in determining whether it is right for you.

I wish both parties the best from here on out.

Hey handsome, for 1K, I'll drive to Lake Charles and spend a couple hours with you. Afterwards, I will be at the pool at L'auberge Casino sipping on something stout... Text me, I live a normal life and I am asleep at 4:am, so no worries there... Originally Posted by ChloeClark

LOL....!!!!