Dealing with the Dreaded Cockblocker

LustyBustyGina38FF's Avatar
OP sounds like she was just a teaser not a please'r
Ron_Mexico91's Avatar
OP sounds like she was just a teaser not a please'r Originally Posted by LustyBustyGina38FF
Haha you're probably right, it happens sometimes
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  • Crock
  • 03-12-2018, 04:23 PM
Why push a situation where a friend is there to essentially protect them from predators and drunken mistakes?

Find someone from the get go that is available and willing before you put in the "work"..

As someone who has been the "cockblocker"... I don't give two fucks about your cock. Or your lack of conscience for my friend's well being. Originally Posted by ~Ze~
Ideally the best scenario. But, you don't always know. I thought I had. In my case, the girl was alone on the dance floor and I asked her to dance. Had a few drinks together too. Friend didn't appear until way later

Please don't get me wrong. In no am I advocating being a creep who goes for a chick drunk off her ass. But if you're dancing for a long time and she's into it as much as you, hey. Originally Posted by Ron_Mexico91
Wait, you hadn't even gone back to her table, or your table? You didn't even know she had a friend with her? You thought you could take her home because you had danced for a while?

Have you considered that you're cockblocking yourself?

"Predators, drunken mistakes"? If your friend can't be trusted to drink in moderation or make the best judgements while intoxicated, maybe she shouldn't be out drinking? Originally Posted by kingone
Seriously? You go out drinking alone?



Sometimes I find it hard to believe that people say some of the shit that they say.
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drive up in a lambo and even the cock blocking chicks panties will drop.
You need a wingman to intervene. The cock-blocker is now happy and that "i'm worried about my friend" goes right out the window.
Side Note: If you old enough to get in a club and don't know how to control your drinking... Stay your ASS at Home!
were the cock blockers hot? If so you could have had a potential three way or just try to shag one of them. Seems like a lot of work when you could probably get nicer trim on this board
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Wait, you hadn't even gone back to her table, or your table? You didn't even know she had a friend with her? You thought you could take her home because you had danced for a while?

Have you considered that you're cockblocking yourself?

Originally Posted by Crock
Not exactly rocket science bud. Dance for a while, escalate contact, ask if she wants to go outside (this is a patio bar) grab a table, get at it for a bit, and ask if she wants to dip out. Sometimes she will be the one to suggest it. Only contact with her original table in this scenario is grabbing what ever is left there.

I did know she had friends there. Saw them earlier at their table. Only 1 of the 3 cockblocked. Guess which one?
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Of course THAT'S the reason. -_-

*yawn* Originally Posted by ~Ze~
Slow your roll there, dude. Copierguys’ two cents contribute more to this thread than your drivel. Girl had more than one friend with her. Two of them were on the dance floor not far from us having a grand old time with men of their own. The only friend with the problem was the girl by herself at their table without a man. She was walking around the floor looking for her other friends too. Yeah, “protection” alright.
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were the cock blockers hot? If so you could have had a potential three way or just try to shag one of them. Seems like a lot of work when you could probably get nicer trim on this board Originally Posted by FunMonday
Only one cockblocker, but nah. Otherwise a good idea though.
I agree. Putting in work really gets to be a pain in the ass sometimes
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One sure fire way: Get her number and work your magic from there because if the girl is truly interested, she'll end up seeing you after the friend goes to sleep or gets settled in for the night.
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What you have here is not a "cockblock" situation.

What you have is a "test" situation. Get you hot and bothered.. then block you and give you the digits. Best way to separate those looking for something beyond a ONS from those who just want the ONS.

Can't begin to tell you how many times I've participated in this particular game with a friend of mine.
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  • Crock
  • 03-15-2018, 11:55 PM
Not exactly rocket science bud. Dance for a while, escalate contact, ask if she wants to go outside (this is a patio bar) grab a table, get at it for a bit, and ask if she wants to dip out. Sometimes she will be the one to suggest it. Only contact with her original table in this scenario is grabbing what ever is left there.

I did know she had friends there. Saw them earlier at their table. Only 1 of the 3 cockblocked. Guess which one? Originally Posted by Ron_Mexico91
I've been out with douchebags that thought they had danced their way to the pussy. They've all avoided any contact with the girl's real world. Basically, they were predators. I ensured their drunkenness dashed their rapey plans.
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I've been out with douchebags that thought they had danced their way to the pussy. They've all avoided any contact with the girl's real world. Basically, they were predators. I ensured their drunkenness dashed their rapey plans. Originally Posted by Crock

Spoken like a true beta. Ever think that some women are also after the same thing? No one here is advocating picking up a girl drunk off her ass or forcing a girl into an unwanted situation, so shut your mouth.

Anyway, I'll go ahead and heed your advice of making "contact with the girl's real world." We'll be sure to discuss how her daddy issues cause her to dress like a thot/grind on guys and how she wants to find her knight in shining armor while out at a club. Get your tissues and lotion ready; you'll be finishing with your hand. Oh, and chances are good she'll flake on your ass when you hit her up to set up plans.

Bottomline, we're talking about pulling chicks from clubs, not eharmony
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  • Crock
  • 03-16-2018, 12:34 AM
Bottomline, we're talking about pulling chicks from clubs, not eharmony Originally Posted by Ron_Mexico91
Funny, I'm not the one here whining and crying.
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Funny, I'm not the one here whining and crying. Originally Posted by Crock
Solid response! Yeah, I'm pouring my eyes out. Quite the opposite: I made this thread to gain greater insight. Nothing wrong with getting feedback from women and men who have good experience in the game.

Don't like it, don't read it. You're the one who got butthurt and posted a response.