Adopt a Stripper

I know this isn’t the place for it but since we’re pretty much at a standstill right now... what is the rule of 100? Originally Posted by Prawnstar7
I prefer the rule of 12% bodyfat or less.
English system measurements.

For example: 36 + 24 + 36 = 96 OK.

36 + 36 + 50 = 122 NO...
I like the rule of 100 because it allows more variance between the hips and the boobs. I’ll give up 2-4 inches up top for a nice juicy ass any day.
mtabsw's Avatar
To me - they're good to go if they are younger than my mom, and weigh less than me.

Swallowers preferred but they only gotta hold it in their mouth till I get soft.
Starr-bby's Avatar
Yeah man. What he said.



Always remember behind every hot piece of fat young ass is...
  • an ex who is in prison for pistol whipping their mother
  • a few kids from multiple fathers
  • a couple legal and financial issues
  • a number of "daddies" that she goes to when she needs "help"
  • at least one botched augmentation
  • more than one dumb ass tattoo with truly disheartening backstories
  • one degree of separation from severe drug or alcohol abuse
  • years of consistent shitty decision making
  • daddy issues
  • mommy issues
  • and a partridge in a pear tree
Originally Posted by eightisenough
Hey I only have 3 out of those 11, that's pretty damn good!
Hey I only have 3 out of those 11, that's pretty damn good! Originally Posted by Starr-bby
Only 3? Dibs on adopting this one!
Iron Chef's Avatar
A partridge in a pear tree? Kinky!
Starr-bby's Avatar
Only 3? Dibs on adopting this one! Originally Posted by timtim001
Oh wait, make it four. Those years of shitty decisions are the reason I have the other 3
CG2014's Avatar
Adopt a Stripper
????

Why am I hearing a voice over by Sally Struthers?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePENcrE_xcQ
DFWClubgoer's Avatar
Like the say “All women R Crazy!! All men R Assholes”!!!