Pussy..Beaver..Coochi...What's the Proper Name?

TheWanderer's Avatar
Kitty is the best nickname. It's not offensive, you can pretty much say it in public anywhere.
You can yell out Kitty at a crowded shopping mall, don't try that with Pussy....might be some bikers or a cop walking by... end up getting your ass whipped or tased.

Vagina - too textbook
Gash - too surgical
Muff - too cold
Clam - too seafood
Cookie - too Keebler
Cootch - never use this no explanation necessary
Taco - too ethnic
Monkey - too simian...sasquatch
Beaver - too National Geographic
Cunt - too mean, better used as an insult
Snatch - too criminal
Bank Walker's Avatar
Thermal Pudding (from Terry Southern)
Cupid's Cupboard
Republic of Labia
Holiest of Holies
Fortune Nookie
Crack of Heaven
The Condo Downstate
South Mouth
The Southern Smile
The Promised Land
Rack of Clam
Happy Valley
Little Debbie
The Dick Mitten
The Hot, Quivering Love Purse
Love Muffin
Pink-Lipped Custard Sucker
continental divide

As seen on American Dad November 21, 2001

"“Let me just go to the washroom and cut a couple of anxiety farts and then come back here and go to town on your continental divide.” -Steve Smith age 14



bojulay's Avatar
I think the most romantic is, " Opening that leads to the Uterus "
The romantic part is when you whisper it in a girls ear, as in
" You have a beautiful opening that leads to your Uterus "
LucadeJure's Avatar
Panty Candy seems like an appropriately polite term to me. Gotta admit Bubba nailed it with Heaven.
TrailBlazer's Avatar
I've heard VaJayJay and Bajingo (on Scrubs).
TXRocket's Avatar
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWg9R...eature=related this is about camel-toe but it seems to fit...
London Rayne's Avatar
I like the word Pu**y...just love it said over and over during the act, but not many other names. I do like Kitty as well.

I don't much care what you call it, but be nice to it.
So many of my Clients call it by so many names, I think I have heard them all by now, but if I am real hot being fucked, it always comes out with me saying; "Fuck my Cunt good and hard"

xoxoxo,

Rosiedaie


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Hobbyfun's Avatar
How about

Gap Goodie
Smack Madam
Pa-snack
Love Tunnel

What ever you call it I love it.
BBW Katrina's Avatar
Hoo-Ha!
jellybean1's Avatar
Whisker Biscuit
Lunch.
Juicebox....wetwet
So many of my Clients call it by so many names, I think I have heard them all by now, but if I am real hot being fucked, it always comes out with me saying; "Fuck my Cunt good and hard"

xoxoxo,

Rosiedaie Originally Posted by Rosiedaie

I LOVE the sheer honesty of that.