Ember Simmers - schedule with caution

I think I'll rent her a car Originally Posted by Pedrosia
Do we need to have a heart to heart doll?
FunInDFW's Avatar
Do we need to have a heart to heart doll? Originally Posted by Kendall4U
That was a quick move to get the car for yourself. Sharks around here I tell ya!
mrredcat43's Avatar
LMAO
PetrusMaximus's Avatar
Haha.

Where were we again?

LOL
flghtr65's Avatar
I saw her a year ago when she visited Houston and had no problems at all. Large breasts and her cowgirl rocks. Originally Posted by Bestman200600
I am glad that you posted that. I have Ember on all of my "Best Looking Dallas Provider Lists". She is still my to do list.
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  • 8701
  • 03-09-2017, 08:20 AM
This isn't social media, but we have too many guys acting like girls making comments that never see the ladies. Ember has always been consistent in our visits. Plus, I'm sure it takes a lot for a woman to admit she is having girlie problems, yet she gets no credit.
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This isn't social media, but we have too many guys acting like girls making comments that never see the ladies. Ember has always been consistent in our visits. Plus, I'm sure it takes a lot for a woman to admit she is having girlie problems, yet she gets no credit. Originally Posted by 8701
This is some of the dumbest shit I've read. Do I need to break down how language works?

When you say "this isn't something but," that means you're about to say how it's like that something even though it actually isn't that something. What you say doesn't even make sense!

And another thing. One doesnt have to ever had their dick buried balls deep in a providers asshole to make a comment on a thread. She's getting full credit for what she's said, and not said, actually. And it's not helping her. Many providers have eloquently said why they were unable to see someone, and just have it be point of fact. Then you have the combative providers, which is what's happening here... Yeah, she's getting credit for that alright.
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but we have too many guys making comments that never see the ladies. Originally Posted by 8701
Huh? I have just as many reviews as you have. They are on TER which is used more unless you are in Dallas.
pelekeeper's Avatar
She has been consistent with my appointments. No issue here..
VIP Mya Michelle's Avatar
She got 366 reviews sweetheart, probably have 375 by the end of the month... She not missing you. AT ALL! bwahahaha

I guarantee her phone rings all day, she could work anytime she wants, there will never be shortage of clients for this woman.

She is a classic "All-American Bombshell!" heck if she went up on her rates to $400/hr i bet her phone would still blow up on the daily!

WORD
These Texas guys are idiots.

Please visit Louisiana sometime Ember. 4hrs from Houston. Originally Posted by lakenight
Thanks for this as it started my day with a big belly laugh. I have a number of friends in the Pelican state but, by their own admission, they're mostly coonass and cajun crazy and you think she would fare better there? What a riot.
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  • 200K
  • 03-12-2017, 11:18 AM
I'll give this lady credit for defending herself, and not being BSC!
Some guys will never get the hint to leave a lady alone, plenty of other women to take their $$.

The ladies should be able to discriminate against fools without being ridiculed. It is their bodies and health at risk.

Just my penny's worth of opinion.
VIP Mya Michelle's Avatar
When all the other escorts are talking bout it's slow, this woman will have appointments lined up. Its barely a man registered on this website who would not book her, even if they had to take out cash advance!

She is the epitome of every mans fantasy on this website and in America!

She 100 no matter where she go!

This Thread was futile. The only thing this thread accomplished was more clients knowing that she exits.
8701's Avatar
  • 8701
  • 03-13-2017, 05:37 PM
This is some of the dumbest shit I've read. Do I need to break down how language works?

When you say "this isn't something but," that means you're about to say how it's like that something even though it actually isn't that something. What you say doesn't even make sense!

And another thing. One doesnt have to ever had their dick buried balls deep in a providers asshole to make a comment on a thread. She's getting full credit for what she's said, and not said, actually. And it's not helping her. Many providers have eloquently said why they were unable to see someone, and just have it be point of fact. Then you have the combative providers, which is what's happening here... Yeah, she's getting credit for that alright. Originally Posted by FunInDFW
But you understood the guys acting like bitches part clearly though right?! I figured cause it applies.
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  • 8701
  • 03-13-2017, 05:38 PM
Huh? I have just as many reviews as you have. Originally Posted by flghtr65
If the shoe doesn't fit, why are you trying to lace it up?