WHAT THA WHAAAAT?!?!

Omg! Your vagina is scaring my vagina! Lol jk whatever floats your little man in a boat! Originally Posted by LuzMarie

Lol. Reminds me of "It" lol. Not sure if it would satisfy my man in the boat, but you never know lol. I been told I need to expand and try new things lol
Very odd request! It must be almost Halloween!
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  • 09-17-2012, 11:35 AM
This is interesting.

The link to the guys ad is indeed creepy.


But for a few years now, I've had a sexy female clown fantasy. I've asked a few ladies if they would do it, but haven't had any takers. I've wanted them to do the full clown make-up, but in a sexy way, much like the first photo in the earlier post with the two girls.

Nothing too kinky. I just like the look.
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  • 09-17-2012, 12:49 PM
This is kind of what I had in mind. In case there are any ladies out there that want to give it a try.
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  • 09-17-2012, 12:50 PM
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Not sure that second one is sexy ? Got a look in her eye like she might bite it off !
I agree DH!

Clowns are just not sexy. I blame ICP.
The first two pix I'd do. The second two had my balls trying to hide behind my prostate. The nice little girl clown? In a heartbeat.

Clowns don't bug me. If they bother you, turn away from the mirror and go doggie.
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  • 09-17-2012, 07:50 PM
Not sure that second one is sexy ? Got a look in her eye like she might bite it off ! Originally Posted by DIE HARD
Hmm. To each his own I suppose.

I'm still looking for a little sexy clown action though.
There is ABSOLUTELY(no pun intended) nothing attractive about a clown!! But I have seen worse :-)
Clowns have Fake noses! I hate FAKE !
KEEP IT REAL- *ABSOLUTELY
If a provider ever posted a pic wearing clown makeup, I bet she would be at the top of the list on here with reviews. I don't know, though. I'm just sayin.'
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  • 09-18-2012, 01:35 PM
Not sure that second one is sexy ? Got a look in her eye like she might bite it off ! Originally Posted by DIE HARD
I can assure you, she won't bite it off. That's porn star Lexi Belle. Quite the BJ queen. One of my favorite spinner porn actresses.

Yes, she's an actress.