Perry's Steakhouse Pork Chop Friday Lunch cut for only 79 cents this Friday.

I won't be attending this.

I had a late big dinner around 11:30 pm and I am not hungry right now and won't be until the afternoon.

Only coffee for me right now, thanks.

If anyone here does go, let us know how it was.

Enjoy!

I'm sure they'll be snapping pics for advertisements and social media, another reason not to go today

I go on a normal friday and just pay the $14.95.

Plus today they will have those pork chops cooking in mass quantity on the assembly line and trying to get them all served as fast as possible, up to 100 of them:

some will come off the grill undercooked or overcooked as opposed to when they just cook one at a time, taking their time, after someone orders it.

Okay, it's lunch time for me.

What's good to eat?

Women shouldn't drive big SUVs.

They can't handle the physics that comes with them nor do they understand them.

Should had gotten her a Corolla, Civic, Sentra or Elantra.

Now you can have your wife drive you to Perry's, 9.1 miles from Grapevine Mills, drop you off, she can go shopping for new underwear while you eat, then have her come back and pick you up.

You will be full of energy from your lunch: go home and fuck your wife while she wears the new underwear.

Kill 3 birds with one stone. Originally Posted by CG2014

She could get a smaller SUV to also handle the groceries, etc.

If she eats too many pork chops with all the fantastic side dishes they serve at Perry's she might need the bigger SUV though!