Killing 2 birds with 1 stone - pre-gfe session tips

Dude.... You are in NO position to be giving any of us tips! Originally Posted by srvfin

umm..but I've GFE'd with real female providers before.

Why am I in no position? Because I fucked a woman that came off like a woman and had a pussy?

What would u have done?

Shit, I was deceived. Cut me some fucking slack.

Said the guy who failed to check 'her' plumbing.

Said the guy who failed to check 'her' plumbing. Originally Posted by SofaKingFun

no i failed to thoroughly get an ISO from the board and hear out everyone. I called, made the post, she called me back. I opened the door and a skinny bitch with a bikini was in front of me..we later on had a regular session. There was a pussy, I hit it, we even spoke of it in casual conversation, etc.

But guess what? MANY MEN ARE HAVING SEX WITH HER!!

Normal muthafuckas who see "it" out in the regular world and once "it" takes off those panties there is a pussy and THEY are hitting it!!!

Not everyone's a part of this small world of escort review messageboarding.

They're looking at a pretty face, killer tits, crazy ass, and no bulge. They will be fucking.

If you are smart enough to deliver an accurate joke and read the thread it was cbj Originally Posted by chicagosun

My bad, I didn't realize you gave "her" a CBJ. That makes everything all right now.

My bad, I didn't realize you gave "her" a CBJ. That makes everything all right now. Originally Posted by UTJJWANTSU

TFF

Soooo.... if you showed up at the incall .... before the provider had brushed her teeth.... and she put extra tooth paste in her mouth... would that be killing 3 birds or 4 birds with one stone? What if it's the incall that only allows one condom...

Wow... you really opened a can of worms here...

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Chicagosun, its much easier than that...after you pay the girl, just ask to gargle some blue water...kills more germs and makes for an interesting koolaid smile...

Wait, Shouldn't this thread have been titled, 1 bird who used to have 2 stones

Now, don't spit it out to the ground of the bath tub. spit it into a wet wash rag. wipe your dick n balls with it and let it sit for atleast sixty seconds. Originally Posted by chicagosun

I think I'll just stick with bodywash... That sounds pretty gross...

Ok lemme help......Where are the pics......POST THE PICS.......COME ON. Let us be the judge of that....Look for man hands, man feet, ya know.....how skinny she is, hips...

Ok lemme help......Where are the pics......POST THE PICS.......COME ON. Let us be the judge of that....Look for man hands, man feet, ya know.....how skinny she is, hips... Originally Posted by sofiaofhouston

What about a man cock?

Ok lemme help......Where are the pics......POST THE PICS.......COME ON. Let us be the judge of that....Look for man hands, man feet, ya know.....how skinny she is, hips... Originally Posted by sofiaofhouston

SoFia, we really don't need a judge on this one. Her pics clearly show men's plumbing.

Here's the link... send her to dearhunter as a post-birthday gift. He'll love you even more for the gesture.

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?...hlight=Miranda

I know that I'm being baited. I've been around these message boards long enough to recognize when someone is trying to pull a mind-fuck

He/she is a persistent little mind fuck....hmm....reminds me of someone else on the boards.

Quote:

"I know that I'm being baited. I've been around these message boards long enough to recognize when someone is trying to pull a mind-fuck"


I could'nt agree more. If CS is a real hobbiest, then the easter bunny is real too. I still say this is "Miranda" posting. It think "Miranda" posted the ISO trying to drum up some business but failed and now "Miranda" is just having fun on the board (after discovering what a great place this is!).

Then that means...................SKF is getting mind fucked by a TS

Sorry Bro, I really just wanted Brooke on top of me.