Providers Who are Not Prepared

This blows my mind completely. What kind of stupid hooker doesn't always have condoms and lots of them??? You can get a box of 40 Lifestyle Ultra-Sensitive for about $13 at Wal-Mart.

I can understand that, that sucks that happened to you.

This blows my mind completely. What kind of stupid hooker doesn't always have condoms...... Originally Posted by 1ThickBlond

A shyster that wants to get you off fast with a simulated bj and get rid of you.

Thread Topic
Providers that are not prepared.

I am not prepared to suck on hairy balls.
I am not prepared to suck dick that smells like a public urinal.
I am not prepared for creme sauce
to the eye.

This thread has been helpful in
putting "closure" to my deep,
seeded, problems.

"With a heavy heart I left for an hour drive back home with my stack of Benjis, my nuts swelled up and hurting, knowing that I am going to have to beg the wife to lay on her back and play dead tonight so I can get some relief. This day sucks!!!"


You married guys are so lucky. I usually have to pay extra for the "play dead" thing. By the way it's not against the law to carry condoms. I most always bring my own. That being said, if you walk in a room and Brian Williams is the first person you see then you got problems. Your point is spot on though.