Public Service announcement- Pay attention

Jake B's Avatar
I'll usually circle the place once to learn entrances and exits. If I arrive early I put on my bluetooth headset and organize my thoughts aloud / it sounds like I am bossing someone around to anyone within earshot. If I still get confused I pretend I am talking to someone about making a grocery list or where I would take someone for a date while walking. Dont't neglect the facial expressions!

As it has already been stated, just do your best to blend into your surroundings. Clothes and car if needed.
What are you guys buying? Go all 007 for a lil nookie?

Shiet, you are shopping at the wrong store if you have to do that.
I don't really see what so difficult really cause as far as anyone knows I'm seeing my bf lol and also got a job to cover up with
Prime Time's Avatar
I just yell "Where's the pussy?"
Caseykassum's Avatar
I make a necklace out of the 20 pack Trojan condom pack to wear. Really helps the front desk to focus on me when I am asking if they validate for valet parking.
pyramider's Avatar
What are you guys buying? Go all 007 for a lil nookie?

Shiet, you are shopping at the wrong store if you have to do that. Originally Posted by lookn4boobies

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