Top sex related lines from movies

The last line from Eyes Wide Shut by Nicole Kidman....Fuck.

Barbarella: My energy box is completely dead!

Soul Brotha to BooKoo

"Show me your nuts"
Trailer for Catholic Highschool Girls In Trouble, sketch in Kentucky Fried Movie.
(and it probably doesn't go next where you think its going to go)

Page Conners:Excuse me, may I grab your nuts? Mmm. Salty

Jennifer Love Hewitt/Heartbreakers

Paul Newman - Lady you better watch your son, one day he's gonna wake up with a cock in his mouth. Slapshot

Elisabeth Shue in Leaving Las Vegas:
"You can fuck me in the ass. You can cum on my face. Just keep it out of my hair. I just washed it."

Bunny to Jeffrey Lebowski: I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars.
Brandt: Uh-hahahaa! Wonderful woman... we're all very fond of her, very free spirited.
Bunny: Brandt can't watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred.
Brandt: Haha... that's marvelous. <ushers Lebowski away>
Jeffrey Lebowski: Uh, I'm just gonna go find a cash machine....

"The first time I set eyes on Mary Swanson I just got that old fashion romantic feeling ,
where I'd do anything to bone her".

Jim Carrey , Dumb and Dumber

Crash Davis - Bull Durham

"Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman’s back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.”

Jim Belushi as Bernie Litgo...


Bernie: You know something Joan, if you didn't have a pussy there'd be a bounty on your head.
Joan: And you are a schizophrenic, psychopathic, maladjusted social misfit who is clearly in the middle of a very deep homosexual panic.
Bernie: So you want to dance or what?

Can somebody get this chicken out of my ass?

Me Myself and Irene with jim carry

It's from White Chicks.......

Once you go black, you're gonna need a wheelchair!

"I'm a whore Jack, you brought me to Las Vegas and you turned me into a whore".

Sarah Jessica Parker , Honeymoon in Vegas

"Even if I were blind, desperate, starved, and begging for it on a desert island,
you'd be the last thing I'd ever fuck".

A stripper I got a lap dance from at Baby Dolls , but I think she stole it from
Michelle Pfeiffer in Scarface.