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What are your automatic disqualifiers MissBurger? I need to know if I'm leaving something out. Originally Posted by Next Best Thing
smoking is a not a killer for me.

over 200 pounds, dress sloppy, cant drive


i need her to drive im not going to the store, she can go

ability to listen to me and never say no

thats about it
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I also reserve the right to tell her when she's allowed to play with her fucking telephone and if I want to look at it I can.
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Also because I'm paying I get control of the remote. And I can walk around in my underwear or completely naked any time I want. And the whore has to retrieve the mail and not look at it while she walks it back to the house. Originally Posted by Next Best Thing
yeah i had issues with the mail part lol

netflix is always the big argument now what the hell we watching first and binge it

i like em to like porn hub too, i need to see them learning things from there and trying them out

gotta be able to handle the choking and pulling hair,

if a whore worried about her hair, then my place is not gonna be for her
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smoking is a not a killer for me.

over 200 pounds, dress sloppy, cant drive


i need her to drive im not going to the store, she can go

ability to listen to me and never say no

thats about it Originally Posted by Missburger
I actually prefer can't drive although I find it a fairly rare quality.

The more helpless the better for me.
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I also reserve the right to tell her when she's allowed to play with her fucking telephone and if I want to look at it I can. Originally Posted by Next Best Thing
well that is a big issue man

they love the snap chat

the young ones love laying in bed snap pics with the white boy.

they be showing off thier catch

i like to encourage the phone especially for video when i am deep in her pussy
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You're a bonafide lady killer MissBurger!
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What Plastic Man said.....
I have had way to many bitches on the phone while I was deep in them one time bitch was on the phone with her boyfriend, who was in prison, while she was cowgirl. Balls deep no rubber I told her I was going to nut, her answer was a nod giving me the ok. Under 170 pounds. No phone. Must stay naked all the time. Must love porn no smoking and it’s ok to get drunk. Cip is a bonus not a must for me
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I have had way to many bitches on the phone while I was deep in them one time bitch was on the phone with her boyfriend, who was in prison, while she was cowgirl. Balls deep no rubber I told her I was going to nut, her answer was a nod giving me the ok. Under 170 pounds. No phone. Must stay naked all the time. Must love porn no smoking and it’s ok to get drunk. Cip is a bonus not a must for me Originally Posted by Bigdaddy14606
well said
An astronaut recently wrote:
"Usually it's not rocket science.
But sometimes it is rocket science.
Then you should really listen to the rocket scientists."
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I have had way to many bitches on the phone while I was deep in them one time bitch was on the phone with her boyfriend, who was in prison, while she was cowgirl. Balls deep no rubber I told her I was going to nut, her answer was a nod giving me the ok. Under 170 pounds. No phone. Must stay naked all the time. Must love porn no smoking and it’s ok to get drunk. Cip is a bonus not a must for me Originally Posted by Bigdaddy14606

That's a horror story but at least you got to cip which is critical.

Solid set of rules too, great info exchange.
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Another important rule is no mention of, and absolutely no talking to, the hoodlum boyfriends. Also no telling the bf where you are, and the whore must be tolerant of large, aggressively territorial dogs.
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Does anyone have any expertise on letting prostitutes sleep during overnights?

I allow sleeping but if I feel like I need to I just blast away while she's asleep. 99% of the time they end up waking up anyway lol.
An astronaut recently wrote:
"Usually it's not rocket surgery.
But sometimes it is rocket surgery.
Then you should really listen to the rocket surgeons." Originally Posted by demonlover
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