I don't have any simply because I never had the time, money, and inclination all at the same time and nothing ever 'spoke to me' so much that I really wanted to pay to have it on my body forever. Always seemed to me to be a 'vanity' thing as well and Im very pragmatic and never had the need for that kind of expression.. I express myself other ways.
On others I very much appreciate a good tattoo and it tells me alot about who someone is, and being a 'people person' and very curious and interested in what makes up someones psyche, I love to check them out. Never found them 'distracting' or 'distasteful' on ladies I have known , at least those with nice quality ones with some meaning to them.. sure I've seen a few people with bad ones and just kinda shrugged off learning that they were someone who perhaps made their share of bad or impulsive decisions (or served time in the wrong places, or what have you).
Art is art, and beauty is beauty, in all its glorious and varied forms.