Guys..if you could pick your female escort name.....

You mean those aren't your real names??? No wonder I can't find any of you on facebook!

Hey Alyssa I like that name

Lascivi Uslay

Ha! This thread made me giggle. Thanks

Courtesy of a broken sign.

SteakHo

Oh wait Alyssa already has my picture up. Makes me wanna eat.

Alyssa's favorite, "Tunafish"

Emerson Biggins

Kimona wannalaya

What about the 1969 movie "Can Hieronymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness? It provides two great names.

Starring:
Joan Collins as Polyester Poontang
and Playboy Playmate
Connie Kreski as the titular Mercy Humppe

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0064123/









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Pearly Gates - Entryway to heaven.
Treasure Box - For the girl with GPS
Chesty Applebottom - For the well rounded girl
Luz T. Chica (for the lovely latinas) - Think about it
Mora Jackinov - For the L1 specialist
Minnie Dixin - For the insatiable

Okay. I'm gonna stop now before I embarrass myself even further.

Famous girl from the Orient.....Tungchow.

Ima Ho
Anita Biggun
Anita Biggun-Dailey
Ima Cox-Hucker
Helen Bedd
Ivana Sukyuov
Juana Dumi
Crystal Baller
Anita Lei
Ivana Duya

I once heard that your porn star name would be the street you grew up on and a pet's name from your childhood, so I think we could use the rule for provider names. For me it would be: Tatum Frisky. Doesn't work if you grew up on a numbered street or maybe it would, how about 69th Frisky?

Ima Ho
Anita Biggun
Anita Biggun-Dailey
Ima Cox-Hucker
Helen Bedd
Ivana Sukyuov
Juana Dumi
Crystal Baller
Anita Lei
Ivana Duya Originally Posted by Sir Lancehernot

Total winners here! Love Anita Biggun...too bad that excludes me.

Alyssa, I think when we finally meet, I might suggest Property of HD ? It's still available, all the other ladies have refused to use it!