How to back out and leave if she has fake pics

scratch your balls and say something about fucking crabs running races on your balls

she will ask you to leave

if she doesn't ask you to go, just run

{^^^a message from the save the Krill foundation^^^} Originally Posted by offshoredrilling
Doesn't happen too often on ECCIE but the few times it did I just said who are you? if it's BP I say "WTF is ah going on here?" Then I turn and act like I'm making a call. As I leave I stop at the front desk and leave a copy of their BP AD and let them know room # 666 is going to need a shit pot of towels. Originally Posted by Still Looking
I'd counsel against that. She knows that's a B.S. line (nobody forgets their wallet in the car) and is a tell that you are inexperienced (and easier to mess with).

Just go with the simple, "I'll pass" and walk away.

I don't know your budget and options, but I'd suggest not starting with places that are really shady and go during the daylight. Pimp or no pimp, at a decent place (even a budget motel) in a decent area of town you won't be confronted by a pimp. They don't want trouble. Afterall they are trying to work out of that room for a couple days. Originally Posted by atlcomedy

She might know it's a BS line but how is it any worse then saying "no thanks" and walking away. I hate akward situations so I would rather say I forgot my wallet and drive away unless shes going to throw a rock at my car or something. (just to clarify I wouldn't have sex with her, I'm just using it as a excuse to leave) If I don't go back to her what does it matter if she knows I was bullshitting her?
Sure....go ahead.... try the "I forgot my wallet" trick and let us all know how it worked. We are certain to benefit from your experience and, likely to get a good laugh in the process....good luck! Happy hobbying.....genius.....
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Doesn't happen too often on ECCIE but the few times it did I just said who are you? if it's BP I say "WTF is ah going on here?" Then I turn and act like I'm making a call. As I leave I stop at the front desk and leave a copy of their BP AD and let them know room # 666 is going to need a shit pot of towels. Originally Posted by Still Looking
I like that!!!
Sure....go ahead.... try the "I forgot my wallet" trick and let us all know how it worked. We are certain to benefit from your experience and, likely to get a good laugh in the process....good luck! Happy hobbying.....genius..... Originally Posted by Ed Highlight

What is she going to do if I say that?
Ask her if she's into Golden Showers, if she says yes piss on that bitch and leave.

Or kindly ask to speak with her manager/pimp and ask him how's he going to compensate you for your wasted time.
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So let me ask you guys this........

What if you arrive and notice her pics are fake......but she is very attractive anyway when you arrive. Do you stay and hope for the best service wise........or do you still leave with hard pride and green in your pocket without taking the chance.

I would still leave.....but far too many guys have let the little head keep them around.
So let me ask you guys this........

What if you arrive and notice her pics are fake......but she is very attractive anyway when you arrive. Do you stay and hope for the best service wise........or do you still leave with hard pride and green in your pocket without taking the chance.

I would still leave.....but far too many guys have let the little head keep them around. Originally Posted by gimme_that
I think too many of us think with the little head and would stay. Especially if were already there, unless you have a sure fired back up waiting. Like someone had mention by staying your encouraging her to use the fake pics. I know some provider that use fake pics but at least try and get the pics looking somewhat like their appearance and when I mention it. The answer is always the same. They don't want to be spotted outside the hobby via LE or worse by family.
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  • 08-31-2014, 03:36 PM
So let me ask you guys this........

What if you arrive and notice her pics are fake......but she is very attractive anyway when you arrive. Do you stay and hope for the best service wise........or do you still leave with hard pride and green in your pocket without taking the chance.

I would still leave.....but far too many guys have let the little head keep them around. Originally Posted by gimme_that
I think too many of us think with the little head and would stay. Especially if were already there, unless you have a sure fired back up waiting. Like someone had mention by staying your encouraging her to use the fake pics. I know some provider that use fake pics but at least try and get the pics looking somewhat like their appearance and when I mention it. The answer is always the same. They don't want to be spotted outside the hobby via LE or worse by family. Originally Posted by rrabbit6926
I have left when the lady I met was clearly not the lady in the photoes, and she did not appeal to me. Fortunately I have not had that problem very often. But if she is similar and appealing, I would stay. Why not? One in particular had photos of a similar looking, good looking lady--but she herself was drop dead gorgeous--significantly better looking.

When we talked about it, it was as you said: a privacy concern. Too many ladies have lost jobs and custody of children because the wrong person recognized them.

When guys start posting their photos I suspect they will be more understanding of the seriousness of the risk the ladies assume. Unfortunately until then some ladies will use fake photos. I don't like it but I understand it. And so long as it happens a guy should not feel guilty about walking away.
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What is she going to do if I say that? Originally Posted by matt357
What is she going to do if you just be a fucking man and say you aren't interested? It's your first time, shit or get off the pot, pretender.
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Sticking around when a pic turns out to be fake depends alot on the amount she's charging too.
I have gutted it out numerous times because I was 'only' dropping $100 or less. Sometimes it was fine, sometimes not...but I didn't lose sleep over it.
If I was about to fork over $300, for instance...that is a different story. I would leave and there would be no need to be polite.