Scripted Session??

It wasn't the list of activities or specified sequential order that was problematic for me. It was the timing of each activity that made me question his visit. It was almost as if he was setting me up to fail. Then, made no attempt to relax when I asked if I can orchestrate the session to deliver a full production.

One of the funny parts of the list was: Anal Play (2 min TOPS!) A sigh of relief from me considering how anal retentive the request was and I don't speak greek Lol

I may shoot him an email and ask if he is still interested. If so, he will find me in nothing but a Flavor Flave clock ...and heels

Thank you all for your advise...never knew an engineer was so punctual with sexual activities.

bliss, this is a most excellent example of your humorous yet creative side. ...
"he will find me in nothing but a Flavor Flave clock ...and heels"


btw, do you schedule consultations w/ retired programmer analysts?? :^}

That would definitely be a kill joy. What if I wanted to spend more time kissing or sucking? I'd sure hate to disappoint someone because I spent 15min on a bj instead of the 10 he allotted. Where's the fun in planning everything?? Being spontaneous is the spice of life.

As long as the lady can get hers in two minutes of action I am all for it ... after two minutes she is into my nap time ...

It be kind of funny if he was about to cum and the timer went off for cleanup time.

I can understand him sending you some general fantasies or even requirements he's looking for in a session. I've actually strongly considered contacting you about certain fantasies / activities I've read in your reviews. But to time all activities to the minute sounds like too much pressure and something that may not be enjoyable. Something to consider is how he's reviewed other ladies. I have no doubt you will satisfy him or any man, but will he be anal because he didn't get his two minutes of anal play, etc? Sounds like a pain in the ass client (pun intended). May not be worth it.

If you are going to book, ask him to schedule 2 hours. If he's like any engineer he'll take twice as long as his estimate, produce half as much, and blame you for the miscommunication.

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If you are going to book, ask him to schedule 2 hours. If he's like any engineer he'll take twice as long as his estimate, produce half as much, and blame you for the miscommunication. Originally Posted by Barrymccockinner

the 2nd rotflmao comment i've read tonite :^}

mainly cos it's true. after 38yrs in software development, only one project i worked on came in on time and within budget. all the others "weren't our fault."

On the lighter side: ask for a flow chart with. "if , then " branches and throw the timing in the trash. If he is the scientist, programmer , creative kind of eng. he will be focused on the beauty of the flow and will go with your flow. Just make him believe it is his idea......If he is the Anal retentive task nazi kind of eng , drop him in the trash ... ( I am the first kind .... I hope... Hehehe).

If you are going to book, ask him to schedule 2 hours. If he's like any engineer he'll take twice as long as his estimate, produce half as much, and blame you for the miscommunication. Originally Posted by Barrymccockinner

+1000

sounds like a potential serial killer, im guessing his bedroom has hundreds of pics of you thumb tacked to the walls,,,,,,,run, not all money is good money!.....better safe than sorry!

I'm chiming a bit late I guess, but it sounds like it's just that guys "kink". I kinda figured many/most providers run into many strange requests. While strange, I don't find this to be extreme but it would be hard to follow I guess, and in my mind take away from the pleasure. But, a lot of kinky shit I don't understand anyway. Lol!

I'm chiming a bit late I guess, but it sounds like it's just that guys "kink". I kinda figured many/most providers run into many strange requests. While strange, I don't find this to be extreme but it would be hard to follow I guess, and in my mind take away from the pleasure. But, a lot of kinky shit I don't understand anyway. Lol! Originally Posted by ithyphallicus

I'll take kink over clockwatching "dick"tatorship any day

Oh, sweetheart...engineers make me (an organized but not anal sales guy) freakin' crazy! They are mostly anal beyond belief!

I have to admit, though,,,when I'm headed to see my Bliss, I have this "list" in my head...then that door opens and there you stand in all your glory...and you kiss me...and my brain, and thus my "list" turns to mush...but that's ok, because you always seem to have a better idea. It's the old "there's never enough blood for both heads to operate properly" but you always do a fabulous "production".

Tell this bozo to book the appointment and enjoy the ride!

Many providers do a scripted cookie cutter session anyway, especially since time is a factor, they cannot concentrate on one thing for too long if she wants the client to experience her full service that she says she does in her ads. As far as a hobbyist wanting his type of scripted session, it is almost the same thing, but the big difference is, he is the one paying and if that is what he wants, and a provider he wants to give his money to is comfortable with the type of session and activities to perform, then so be it, WALDT.

There are some providers that I have been in contact with who think that a hobbyist should not have a say in what is done in a session he pays for. The hobbyist's definition of GFE ALWAYS trumps the provider's definition IF she agrees to see him and accepts his money. That is why it is a good idea for a hobbyist to let a provider know what he likes prior to setting an appointment. Two reasons why: It is his money and having a dialogue beforehand is a time saver that will tell both the hobbyist and provider if they will be compatible and if session will be good or not.

Does not sound like a fun time to me. I would have declined as well. All money is not good money.