How ugly is he?

Hes so ugly any girl spending a night with him would need a good imagination so she could pretend shes with someone else.

Your so ugly you have to trick or treat over the phone
Your so ugly, your mother had to feed you with a slingshot.
your so ugly not even Bill Clinton would have sex with you.

She's so old,
She went into an antique store and they put her on display.

I was so ugly as a kid my mom tied a pork chop around my neck so the dog would play with me...

The Moo Moo Mafia is so fat when they jump up in the air they get stuck

AG, do you mean the MoMo sorority at City College, Charlestown, SC ?
Forgot my joke..........I'll get back to you......

He's so stupid,
He thinks an innuendo is an Italian suppository.

I know its sortof unrelated, but I love it anyway......

Did you hear Oprah got arrested at the Airport?

She had ninety pounds of crack in her pants....


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He is so ugly , he could model for death threats.
He was so ugly at birth, your parents name you Shit Happens.
He is so ugly, when looking in a mirror his reflection turns to stone.

Where is that Bulgarian POS?

He's so dumb, that when he was driving to the airport, he saw a sign that read, "Airport Left," and he turned around and went home.

His family tree is nothing but a rest stop for dogs.

He's so ugly
When he walks into a bank they turn OFF the cameras.