Biggest lies from a provider

I had a guy accuse me of lying about my mom being in the hospital. Sent him a selfie of both of us giving him the finger. From her hospital bed.

Of all the lies I’ve been told, “I love you” is my favorite. I think I’ll make it my signature line.

I won’t even lie. My biggest excuse is work. If they call and need me to work overtime I’m most likely gonna work it. I always let the provider know the day before. Most of the time I play on Friday’s. A lot of time on Thursday before I get off they call for me to work. Now if it’s a girl I’ve been waiting to see then I turn the work down. If I schedule early in the week, some message and start sexting and they have me really looking forward to the date. Then I’m most likely not going to work. Sometimes that money is just too good to turn down. But this is my #1 excuse.

Actually, this one is true, the provider didn't lie to me, she just told me what was really happening.


I still see her when I'm in her city. She had to reschedule twice over the same weekend. The first time in the early evening she told me something unexpected came up and she couldn't make it at our arranged time. She knew I had an obligation after the original time so she offered to do a late night outcall. Then, past midnight, when she steps out of her place to drive to me, she sees that her relative is parked directly behind her car in the narrow driveway, and she can't maneuver around it. And the relative went off with some friends and took her car keys with her... I can't do an incall at the provider's place due to privacy concerns. I still have the picture of the double parked cars on my phone.


Fortunately in this case I was able to see her the next morning before I left the city. She's never lied to me; on the only other occasion she had to reschedule she just said "something urgent came up" without getting into specifics. I never asked her what that "something" was, I just assumed she had a legit reason for not holding the appointment at that particular time. If you just say "something came up" without getting into the details, that's not telling a lie, unless you are just deliberately wasting the time of the other party. Of course, in some scenarios you could be held accountable for a cancellation fee

so true !!! Originally Posted by Randilyn

You forgot; I just got called back to work

I'm on the way!


My cell phone
battery died
lost signal
been acting weird
got left in the Uber
etc..etc..etc


2019 and so many cell phone problems. Maybe we need to go back to faxing??? Originally Posted by Lickidysplit1

That did happen to me a few days ago. It froze up, and I had to power it off and back on. 😳I’m not too worried about since I have a good reputation around punctuality.

I am an “Upscale Companion” Limited Availability”
That Review was a lie, It never happened
I don’t normally let men pee on me but you are special

That Review was a lie, It never happened Originally Posted by nigsub

This also is because some guys also lie with the reviews.
Once one guy had a good service with me at my place, the next day he tried to get 50% discount to come again for another date and when I said no was enough to get a bad review.

Also in a popular escort forum in Barcelona I received the proposal to do free charge service in exchange for a good review. And this situation is very common there.

So many people lie, not only providers.

I only have 1 condom.

This thread and many of the responses are terrible. Maybe instead of shitting on each other, maybe spend that energy on something more positive and productive? This “us vs. them” is utterly pathetic to read. Originally Posted by omg_lol

+1 some FYI.. If I'm late I'll be honest as to why. As it was said above it could be time got a way or pure being lazy but a lot of my lateness is RW work. If I say you're a favorite it's because you are. That's not saying I don't have multiple faves. If I'm talking to your tool, johnson, rod what ever you choose to call it rest assured I'm kissing it to say see ya later because I really enjoyed it and no I don't do this with all but a few. By nature everyone lies for multiple reasons triggering an instinct to question everyones excuse regardless of what or why it may be. I vote we say who gives a crap lets play.

“You’re too big.”

I’m so not.

“You’re too big.”

I’m so not. Originally Posted by Satyrrical

you trying to check the oil or grease ?

or

blame you to big as she don't like it up the butt

You forgot; I just got called back to work Originally Posted by Audrey Astor

That one isn't always a lie. Some of us, including me, have on call status with our jobs. Doesn't happen often, but it can happen.

I see this is deemed confrontational . It's meant to be funny. The lies from men are just funny and see through as the lies from the ladies. I did say that this was a small segment of all the ladies. It wasn't meant to piss anyone off. I personally have heard my car broke down at least 50 times. I just forget about the provider and go to one that her car works fine. lol. The only one that pisses me off though is a pic being an entirely different girl than the one you see. I just tell the lady why and I leave or ask her to leave if it's my place.

I see this is deemed confrontational . It's meant to be funny. The lies from men are just funny and see through as the lies from the ladies. I did say that this was a small segment of all the ladies. It wasn't meant to piss anyone off. I personally have heard my car broke down at least 50 times. I just forget about the provider and go to one that her car works fine. lol. The only one that pisses me off though is a pic being an entirely different girl than the one you see. I just tell the lady why and I leave or ask her to leave if it's my place. Originally Posted by burkalini

I will agree. If you're going to steal another girls' pics, at least steal some pics that ballpark your figure. I've seen pics of girls that you would see in a rap video, you get there and she's a waif with the curvature of a rectangle.