Would you pay and how much?

That's why they are always smiling as they walk down the isle....they know they have given their last bj Originally Posted by tbone2u

Lmao - now that's funny-right there. I don't care who you are.

I don't know about her but I would be a HDH.

There needs to be some contract you sign before saying i do, must have sex Monday, Wed, Fri and Sundays every other week Originally Posted by hollyofhouston

You think your kidding lol. Once I knew a wife who made her husband sign a post-nuptial contract limiting the amount of sex he was allowed. First contract said: once a week. Second contract: once a month. Third contract: once a year. The poor fellow died before she made him sign a contract sayin: never again.

A few weeks after her funaral I was sitting with her and her son when she said: now that the old bastard is dead I am bored. I said: hire a gigolo. Her son took me to the side and said: don't put ideas like that in her head she'll spend all my inheritance. I told him: make her sign a contract limiting the number of gigolos she is allowed.

Never saw them again.