"Find an Indy that comes close to me in Nola, there are very, very few.... if any....*"
Wow, should I be insulted? Lol.. Nah, I'm good...
For those of you who have trouble translating:Too fucking funny!!!
"I'm NOT bat-shit crazy"= I am COMPLETELY bat-shit cra-cray!
"I am a little spitfire... I will NOT back down"= I have never been wrong in my life. Ever. About anything.
"You know who you are"= I can't remember how everyone I'm mad at spells his or her board handle.
"I knew I was better than BP in 6 weeks of this work."= Some people don't learn real fast. Others might be mistaken in the lessons they think they've learned (see: "never been wrong" above)
"If this is the only board you belong too, I will not see you. PERIOD!!! No exceptions!!!"= Much as those of us who are members might regret it, it may be time to give up our TER & USA-SG memberships & just have ECCIE...
"My rates went up... and I've had the best month ever"= Must've fooled one rich dumb-ass into an overnight or toured places where her reputation hasn't preceded her
"Seeing clientele that doesn't try to 'get their money's worth'"= several potential translations: no right-thinking man would ever disagree w/the dollar-value I've placed on my vagina (see: "never been wrong" above); yes, you're the one paying but what you ask for is irrelevant (see: "never bee--" oh, never mind); I found some submissive pushovers who had big wallets
"Find an Indy that comes close to me in Nola, there are very, very few.... if any...."= NONE of your local girls is as cra-cray as I am!
"Then back off to the East Coast to Chicago"= If playing her in Trivial Pursuit, you have a decent shot of beating her to the blue wedgie
"I hired an assistant"= I won't lose calls b/c I sound bat-shit crazy--I can wait until they show up for the appointment when it's too late!
"This is the last post I will ever put on a Nola board"= Unless/until I'm banned, I will compulsively post--my psychological make-up (see "never been wrong" above) also requires to me have the last word. Always. Originally Posted by Old Horn Dog