CSB,
You know I have! Every time it goes something like this: 1) Ring doorbell, 2) door opens, 3) there YOU are smiling at ME, me????, 4) I immediately lose the ability to link coherent words to form even the simplest of sentences - I can't believe you'd even consider seeing me....you are HOT, I am, regrettably, simply not...., 5) hug, kiss, big boy drink, baked goods......calmer now, ready to use my words, 6) don't need words as "Dream Phase" has begun.....I just revel in the beauty, attention and sensations now....I SOOOOO LUCKY LONG TIME, 7) rest & talk (I CAN CONVERSE NOW!!!) - and by the way, I like conversing with you - you are an intuitive, caring, informed, considerate and very funny WOMAN - not things I typically have found in abundance in young girls.....just saying. Its still hard to for my mastery of the English Language at this point as your NAKED and MORE HOT, but I'm functionally conversant, 8) repeat #'s 5 - 7 for two to three more hours, 9) tender "good byes" and 10) think incessantly about the next time you open the door for me. So my answer is "YES", I have been pleasantly surprised....repeatedly. See you soon!
And as the flaming and "White Knight" & "Dumb Fucking Newbie" accusations will no doubt commence now, I simply have this to say: I don't give a flying fuck - I'm sticking it to whom and what I like.....(did everyone get that one?)
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-Nilla