"...The tear comes later when the provider says one of two things:
1: That is the first time I have ever gotten the whole shaft and balls in my mouth at the same time..."
Wait...So, I should be embarrassed a chick was able to do that with me? I was going to post that as a favorite image. It was warm, new and kinda awesome. No really! Now that I'm remembering, I have to go smack the little bastard around for getting me into that mess.