A) I love the zoo. The kangaroo exhibit, where they are all passed out with their junk in the air would best describe what you can expect of me...wait...nevermind
B) The coercion was minimal, and now involves a safe word whenever ECCIE members become too crazy in threads I'm involved in. For some reason, every time I hear "sassafrass" I cluck like a chicken, though...
C) Cold beer, well-made cocktails and damn good wine are all in order for future entertainments.