What are y'all really doing in my bathroom?

Dontz be bringin them hoez backz to ur crib.

Which one does your wife use?

Edit: surely you don't let her stink up your space. Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter

The wife is a bit territorial...she doesn't let any hookers sleep on her side of my bed, but strangely enough she takes over the hooker bathroom with no problems...

Hrmph...women...

If her ass crack is showing in her skinny jeans she is probably checking out your plumbing.

"Oh I just need to pee..."

Then .. *shuffle shuffle shuffle.... Muffled phone call... Cough....sniff...deep breathe..."

And do y'all go through my drawers and look in medicine cabinet?

I think I need to plant something for the snoopy ones to find. Not sure what. Maybe a bunch of fake backstage passes all
Wrinkled up. Photoshopped pic of me and Obama. Originally Posted by TheGoldStandard

While I can't speak for everyone, I will just name a few things that come to mind..

-Checking our notes to make sure you numpties haven't given us counterfeit ones.
-Doing things we are not allowed to reference on this board. (Bad ho)
-Checking Twitter. (Bad ho)
-Taking Selfies. (Bad ho)
-Checking our numpty phone for missed calls from other numpties, and potentially phoning them back. (Multitasking ho)
-Most likely going through your cupboards, not to steal anything, (although I have been known to knick the odd toilet roll). I personally like to compare medications to see if you're my kind of crazy. (Nosey ho)
-Strategically planting the fork I have in my handbag somewhere hidden incase things get out of hand and I need to stab you with it later. (Overly paranoid ho)
-Checking out your partner's cheap toiletries and getting wet at the thought of giving her boyfriend/husband a far better blow job than she ever could. (Slightly sadistic ho)
-If it's an outcall to a hotel, most likely knicking bath foam, shampoo, soap etc...Not for myself, but so I can put it in my toilet at home for future numpty use. (Bad ho)
-Taking a bath. (Pisstake ho)
-Having a quick shower because I have another numpty to get to as soon as I leave you. (Clean ho)
-Having a laugh with my girlfriend at how quickly we just de-spunked you or talking about how even though you showered you somehow still smell of curry.
-And sometimes, we are actually just having a wee.

As I said these are just a few that came to mind, hope this clears up any further confusion.

Which one does your wife use?

Edit: surely you don't let her stink up your space. Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter

Well, since you're so interested...

Generally the whore toilet, unless it's the middle of the night and I can't be bothered to walk down the hallway in which case I use the en suite one.

The wife is a bit territorial...she doesn't let any hookers sleep on her side of my bed, but strangely enough she takes over the hooker bathroom with no problems...

Hrmph...women... Originally Posted by Wakeup

#WhoreLogic

I love you...

That's my wife fellas...be sure to catch her afternoon show, it's just as entertaining as the evening one!

P.S.-Love you too babe.

That's my wife fellas...be sure to catch her afternoon show, it's just as entertaining as the evening one!

P.S.-Love you too babe. Originally Posted by Wakeup

And I hadn't even been on the vino when I wrote that one..

That's why I lova ya.

Cockhold,cockhold,cockhold,
cockhold. A guy that gets
aroused when men fucks his
wife/girl and he gets sloppy
creme pie in the bathroom.
Lick it dry.

I love Dick.

Um...do you mean cuckold? Or is cockhold a Louisiana urban dictionary thing?

While I can't speak for everyone, I will just name a few things that come to mind..

-Checking our notes to make sure you numpties haven't given us counterfeit ones.
-Doing things we are not allowed to reference on this board. (Bad ho)
-Checking Twitter. (Bad ho)
-Taking Selfies. (Bad ho)
-Checking our numpty phone for missed calls from other numpties, and potentially phoning them back. (Multitasking ho)
-Most likely going through your cupboards, not to steal anything, (although I have been known to knick the odd toilet roll). I personally like to compare medications to see if you're my kind of crazy. (Nosey ho)
-Strategically planting the fork I have in my handbag somewhere hidden incase things get out of hand and I need to stab you with it later. (Overly paranoid ho)
-Checking out your partner's cheap toiletries and getting wet at the thought of giving her boyfriend/husband a far better blow job than she ever could. (Slightly sadistic ho)
-If it's an outcall to a hotel, most likely knicking bath foam, shampoo, soap etc...Not for myself, but so I can put it in my toilet at home for future numpty use. (Bad ho)
-Taking a bath. (Pisstake ho)
-Having a quick shower because I have another numpty to get to as soon as I leave you. (Clean ho)
-Having a laugh with my girlfriend at how quickly we just de-spunked you or talking about how even though you showered you somehow still smell of curry.
-And sometimes, we are actually just having a wee.

As I said these are just a few that came to mind, hope this clears up any further confusion.

#WhoreLogic Originally Posted by Valerie

#Whorelogic Love this post!

Um...do you mean cuckold? Or is cockhold a Louisiana urban dictionary thing? Originally Posted by Wakeup

Paying attention gives me your validation on this assumption.
I knew you would jump.

Grammar natzi gets hard_on
every time.

Cum is an aquired taste for the
Cuckhold.

I love u bobby

So...to the original question...do you mean cuckold? Or did you really mean cockhold, or now, cuckhold?

#Whorelogic Love this post! Originally Posted by Sexy Katrina

Yeah, I think I'm going to try and get it trending

I can't wait till Valerie visits Houston so I can take a dump at her incall

I can't wait till Valerie visits Houston so I can take a dump at her incall Originally Posted by zerodahero

#NumptyProbz