[QUOTE=Dorian Gray;1052679919]Three sides is currently bent over a toilet heaving his guts out. (I told him about those jaeger bombs.)[QUOTE]
But pyramider's affliction does prompt some ideas for stripper photo shots:
5. Bent over toilet heaving guts out after a solid shift of drinking
4. Wiping nose with various garments or cocktail napkin because for some odd reason it is always running.
3. Sitting at table with girlfriend looking downcast because the two customers in the club have already been "served" by the other 6 girls who came in to make some quick $
2. Passing strange objects and money under the table in the back with the nice man who claims this club is his "turf"
1. Bitch fight in the parking lot. Pimp to the side is optional.
Truly, these would coominicate the woman's true value to potential customers?