SL'S Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear When The Lights Go Off!

Boy you're twice as big as SL!
Oh don't worry about about the crying in the bathroom, its only my baby boy!
Do you have any _____pills?
No that's not a flashlight your holding onto?
Now whats your name again?

Please dear make sure you take the trash out tomorrow.
(get it, the guys married)

SL'S Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear When The Lights Go Off! (Canadian)

1) Something doesn’t smell right, did you go fishing today?
2) For a Hockey player you sure have a short stick.
3) I’ll let you know when you made a goal.
4) My kitty will be thawed in 10 more minutes.
5) So who do you want to be tonight, Wayne Gretzky or John Candy?
6) I’ll tell you what the doctor said when were done.
7) My god you’re stickier than a Muskie.
8) You said you liked hockey, so I figured you’d like the blue lines on my legs.
9) Having sex with you is like Ice Fishing, Why in the fuck would I want to do that?
10) Yes I’ve been drinking, it helps me forget. “Forget What?” I don’t know, see its working! Originally Posted by Still Looking

1. You do not mind laying in the wet spot do you ?

2. Don't worry you will get used to the smell.

3. I see dead people

4. No I am not that excited, sorry, lube from the last appt.

5. Don't worry thats just my ex at the door

6. No really, I really am a woman

7. You did read the disclaimer on my add right?

8. Have you got your red wings before

9. Times up, the 1 hr song just ended

10. You are the best, what is your name again.

- I had fish for lunch, I didn't bother brushing my teeth. Hope it is ok if I have a bad breath.
- Oh, the smell? That's just my body scent, now that I haven't shower since 2 days.
- I only brought half of the donation. I hope you don't mind me getting the rest next week, I promise.
- Oops sorry, I farted while getting my bj ( yes genius, I've heard lol, at least you are sorry).
- So, can we do bbfs? I am healthy, or a doctor, or get tested every month.
- Aw, you remind me of my sister while you ride my cock like this.
- I want to roll one, do you want to smoke this weed/cocaine with me?
- Can I go bare for greek since I can't get you pregnant from there?
- Oh, those are not warts, they are huge bumps from shaving.
- So, brown shower is on the menu right?

SL's back!!!! I mean really back. Welcome back SL!

Awesome read!

Edit: Welcome the FUCK back. (Took you some time! Good, good Pussy erases the memory banks, does the need every single time!)

mijo's Top Ten (Want NOT's):
When the lights go out, I do NOT want to hear the following, EVER:
1. SL's name
2. NAN's name
3. Botulay's name
4. What's your name again? charlestudor?
5. Repeat all of the above...=10, LMAO!!!

mijo's Top Ten (Want NOT's):
When the lights go out, I do NOT want to hear the following, EVER:
1. SL's name
2. NAN's name
3. Botulay's name
4. What's your name again? charlestudor?
5. Repeat all of the above...=10, LMAO!!! Originally Posted by mijo(BFE)

Sorry when Shayla mentions mine

Don't worry, that's not my blood.

1. If you scrape the scabs off its just like lube!
2. Smell this rag, does it smell like chloroform to you? Originally Posted by Alyssa Nicole

Oh My! The hotest Dallas Provider in the World! Alyssa Nicole! Remind me about that Chloroform thing next time! LOL

Boy you're twice as big as SL!
Oh don't worry about about the crying in the bathroom, its only my baby boy!
Do you have any _____pills?
No that's not a flashlight your holding onto?
Now whats your name again? Originally Posted by shorty

Please dear make sure you take the trash out tomorrow.
(get it, the guys married) Originally Posted by bojulay

1. You do not mind laying in the wet spot do you ?

2. Don't worry you will get used to the smell.

3. I see dead people

4. No I am not that excited, sorry, lube from the last appt.

5. Don't worry thats just my ex at the door

6. No really, I really am a woman

7. You did read the disclaimer on my add right?

8. Have you got your red wings before

9. Times up, the 1 hr song just ended

10. You are the best, what is your name again. Originally Posted by geecue

- I had fish for lunch, I didn't bother brushing my teeth. Hope it is ok if I have a bad breath.
- Oh, the smell? That's just my body scent, now that I haven't shower since 2 days.
- I only brought half of the donation. I hope you don't mind me getting the rest next week, I promise.
- Oops sorry, I farted while getting my bj ( yes genius, I've heard lol, at least you are sorry).
- So, can we do bbfs? I am healthy, or a doctor, or get tested every month.
- Aw, you remind me of my sister while you ride my cock like this.
- Can I go bare for greek since I can't get you pregnant from there?
- Oh, those are not warts, they are huge bumps from shaving.
- So, brown shower is on the menu right? Originally Posted by anita

mijo's Top Ten (Want NOT's):
When the lights go out, I do NOT want to hear the following, EVER:
1. SL's name
2. NAN's name
3. Botulay's name
4. What's your name again? charlestudor?
5. Repeat all of the above...=10, LMAO!!! Originally Posted by mijo(BFE)

Sorry when Shayla mentions mine Originally Posted by canuckvic

Don't worry, that's not my blood. Originally Posted by Degaman1

And they say I'm the funny one! Unreal guys! I high lighted my favs in Red!

From girl..

That's it?

My husband is home.

It happens to everyone.

On second thought, lets turn off the lights.

I have a confession...

Keep it down, my mother is a light sleeper.

here are a few that happend to me today at a session.

#1 oh let me make the bed and pick up alittle while your getting comfortable.
#2 Take my bra off? I handnt planned on taking it off but go ahead if you must.
#3 you want a cbj? hummm well i guess I could for a minute or two.
#4 no I dont allow sucking on my nipples
#5 most guys usually have to jackoff while looking at my ass
#6 phone rings she answered it while giving a cover hj she says hello, Im a little busy right now but i will be available in like 15 minutes

I left after that worst experience ever today true story read the review i did on it

Its kinda ruff......let me pick the scabs

Sorry when Shayla mentions mine Originally Posted by canuckvic

Ah, that would mean that I'm with Shayla...not a bad deal at all!!! Matter of fact, isn't that the goal??? Butt, by the end, she would be calling me, "DaddyVic", LMAO!