LMAO sex robot rental shop to open in Houston

^^^ this Originally Posted by Aweshucks

Victoria, this is some awesome sauce right here..




7 of 9 is fucking off the charts hot btw. i always wondered if she was gfe bcd, or if she'd start rearranging her leptons n neutrinos in the mirror.. Originally Posted by pxmcc

Awe, thanks to you both.

I've always had a crush on Data from Star Trek, lols. (The episode where him and Yar fuck, mmmmm, so jelly, lols.)

I am waiting for the first review before I go in. Lmao

Rent? I didn’t see the article, but I’m assuming you wouldn’t rent the dolls to take home with you...

So the idea here is basically a legal brothel? So the owner doesn’t have to concern themselves with the welfare of actual human ladies or paying them? Sounds like a solid business plan to me...

Wonder if guys will still feel the same about "first appointment of the day"

i might buy one ... but never rent ... never ... iu KNOW where some of you guys have beeen!

Wonder if guys will still feel the same about "first appointment of the day" Originally Posted by Italia DiBella

The first appointment of the day has never been an issue for me. I want the provider who takes an afternoon nap, takes a fresh shower, and is ready for our 5pm appointment.

The first appointment of the day has never been an issue for me. I want the provider who takes an afternoon nap, takes a fresh shower, and is ready for our 5pm appointment. Originally Posted by Fizley

As I get older I must say that the idea of an Afternoon Nap Experience (ANE) sounds kind of appealing. Spoon, snooze, shower and spooge!

Discussion is academic. City Council has shut it down.

That's crazy..

The worst job in the world has to be held by who ever has to clean these things.

Assuming they do.

Will there be a midget version for rent? Originally Posted by Russ38

LOL

How awesome
I'll be looking out for those reviews or encounters, could make for an interesting read.

Are these male and female?
Just curious Originally Posted by Italia DiBella

Encounters:Machines. Have you had an intimate encounter with a toaster, blender or vacuum cleaner? Post encounter details here
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They have personalities? When did this happen? Originally Posted by Russ38

The real question is can the robot user pick the robot whore peraonality setting?

1. Bat Shit Crazy
2. Bat Shit Crazy
3. Bat Shit Crazy
4. Amazing
5. Bat Shit Crazy
6. Bat Shit Crazy
7. Bat Shit Crazy

The worst job in the world has to be held by who ever has to clean these things.

Assuming they do. Originally Posted by Jackie S

And then the minimum wage headlines, "Career Cum Scrubbers cannot afford to support family on Minimum wage, demand raises!"

And the eventual 10 million different Robot NBA complaint threads to come.

Yeah, best this does not come here imo.

^^ outdated hooker tummy Marie fearing even more Competition. At least you have sistah chapel drive you around to Walmart to pick up your boxed wine and bolgna

Encounters:Machines. Have you had an intimate encounter with a toaster, blender or vacuum cleaner? Post encounter details here
...



The real question is can the robot user pick the robot whore peraonality setting?

1. Bat Shit Crazy
2. Bat Shit Crazy
3. Bat Shit Crazy
4. Amazing
5. Bat Shit Crazy
6. Bat Shit Crazy
7. Bat Shit Crazy



And then the minimum wage headlines, "Career Cum Scrubbers cannot afford to support family on Minimum wage, demand raises!"

And the eventual 10 million different Robot NBA complaint threads to come.

Yeah, best this does not come here imo. Originally Posted by Mythos

funny ass post Mythos..

my apologies for the mentally disabled..

btw, vacuum cleaners have more than their fair share of stories. one gal's bf couldn't get her off, so after she faked it (as usual) and he left, she pulled out the upholstery tool to finish the job, on the regular..

he bragged to his friends what a stud he was in the beaudoir, and how many Os he could bring her, always. sad.