Worst Escort Name EVER!!!

Inanimate objects or cars. Tipped a stripper once named "Buick".

WOW.......When she walks into a room the mice jump on chairs!!!!!!

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Inanimate objects or cars. Tipped a stripper once named "Buick". Originally Posted by taggert

I have heard Porsche and Mercedes but Buick? That just screams mediocrity. I couldn't afford Porsche but Buick game me a comfortable ride for $20.

I have heard Porsche and Mercedes but Buick? That just screams mediocrity. I couldn't afford Porsche but Buick game me a comfortable ride for $20. Originally Posted by lih64

Well, Mercedes was the car company founder's daughter's name, which is why he named the car Mercedes. So, that one makes sense. It really is a girl's name.

Same reason Wendy's got its name.

Perhaps we should just be thankful they don't use truck names. An escort named "Peterbilt", could be trouble!

FistedSister sounds amazing

Deviated Rectum

Funniest thing I heard. LOL

I think it's generational. I'm a bit younger and definitely have heard women referred to as stallions, usually a reference to their ass. I saw this ad and didn't really think anything of it, but I can definitely see the manhood connotation. Come to think about it, I can't remember the last time I heard the world "stallion" in reference to a man. Sounds sort of gay. It's all too confusing, BUT, I've definitely seen far worse escort names.

In my book, any reference to an inanimate object is a bad escort name:

Ice
Rain
Firecracker

And these chicks always double down with that ridiculous "Call, 585-987-000 and ask for Firecracker". Then, invariably you call and feel like a complete ASS when some normal sounding person answers the phone:

Phone: Ring
Chick: Hello
You: *pause* uhhh, I'm calling about the ad???
Chick: Yeah, ok, who are you calling for?
You: gulp *pause* uhhh, firecracker??
Chick: Oh, ok, well, firecracker isn't available right now, but I got another girl
You: *pausing some more realizing that you wouldn't know firecracker from firestarter* Yeah, who might that be?
Chick: Rain
You: *silence*
Chick: Well, call back if you want to see Rain, oh and she's available for doubles with Ocean
You: *Click* Originally Posted by rosine

Not the worst but this one is definitely interesting :

ErectionDemolitionSpeclst

http://www.eccie.net/providers.php?do=view&id=11182

i grew up on a farm, and I would love to see one named "holstein", or "jersey" or heck, even "black angus", come pull my teets, and when yoos ready, see how far ya arm can go in