Butt Sex

Same to you,and everyone,I'm fucking on call and that sucks Originally Posted by lowgear

If you're fucking while on call, it sounds like you had a good time.

Sweetie you get what you deserve.
If you can't give a woman orgasms, I'm certainly willing to h help you learn. I love to give to charity. Originally Posted by Laney Lixx

Why would I have to "give" a woman an orgasm? Give, give, give is all women want from men. You know how I can tell a woman is faking?

She is breathing

Well, now i know who I'm NOT interested in seeing... Ever

Way to go lowgear. Now try again.

Poor Laney needs to change her sig line from "ORGASMS FOR EVERYONE!" to "ORGASMS FOR EVERYONE, except lowgear!"

Oh sweetie, of course I was thoughtful enough to include everyone.
Merry belated Christmas, Sirs Humbug.

Well your post said ladies not laney,my comment was in general,not directed at her,well at least she gave me a belated Christmas gift(blacklisted)lifetime,plea se don't be jealous,

Sweetie you get what you deserve.
If you can't give a woman orgasms, I'm certainly willing to h help you learn. I love to give to charity. Originally Posted by Laney Lixx

Actually has been a session I want to have—help me bring you to orgasm,,,I’ve went downtown on some females and just knew I was working that shit in a special way—ending up with a sore tongue and a disappoinated female,(don’t laugh),it’s ending up being not worth the effort because it’s no fun if it don’t work. I’d rather do anal because I know she likes that shit

Now I know who sent me the Michael Jackson Beat it CD for Christmas.

Thought Thriller much more appropriate, but figured you weren't likely to get that reference.

Well your post said ladies not laney,my comment was in general,not directed at her,well at least she gave me a belated Christmas gift(blacklisted)lifetime,plea se don't be jealous, Originally Posted by lowgear

Why would Laney not be considered a lady? She looks like a damn sexy lady in her avatard.

Now I know who sent me the Michael Jackson Beat it CD for Christmas. Originally Posted by lowgear

I hope they sent you a glove, too.

PYRAMIDER TAINT you for fucking my new year up,I cried all night cause i ain't getting no laney taint

PYRAMIDER TAINT you for fucking my new year up,I cried all night cause i ain't getting no laney taint Originally Posted by lowgear

No offense but had either of you been with me at all, this conversation would have been completely unnecessary. You would certainly not have shit to say then. Sweetie I would have sucked the words right out of your fucking body. I didn't get my nickname by accident. I've certainly earned that lofty position with enthusiasm, a true desire for cock, and one of the longest and widest of tongues you will ever Witness.

My bad. That was a typo. I meant never Witness.

But what a douche. I certainly should have already mentioned that this entire thing was just a joke because I was bored.
I now see the error in my ways. I apologize for telling such a crude joke. I was unaware that butt sex would make everyone so SORE.