Bazaar and Perverted.

Several years ago, my ex SO and I were surfing a few pay for view porn sites and came across one site that had the title, "Eating"! Naturally, my first thought was that the site was all about oral! I clicked on the first pic, and all it showed was some girl eating a freakin' hamburger! The second pic, it was the same girl, but this time, she was eating a salad! What was funny, she was fully clothed.....no nudity! Just hit me funny that the site had just as many hits as some of the more normal porn sites! Maybe I need to put that in my next ad....."C'mere big boy, wanna watch me eat Taco Bell"? LOL! Originally Posted by Lana Warren

Can I cut out the middle man and simply eat Lana's hot taco?

Can I cut out the middle man and simply eat Lana's hot taco? Originally Posted by txcwby6

Sir, what kind of sauce do you want with that......mild, hot, or extra spicy?

Nothing too bazaar-but exciting. At the beach at night standing up against a truck, few, but some people going by and not knowing if they actually knew what we were doing. Wsan't sure if the moonlight was light enough. Also getting my ass licked then getting it pounded by my girlfriends toy. She really thought it was erotic and was into it-feeling in charge.

Met a dancer at a topless bar in Arlington and took her to a hotel. There was no money exchanged for her being there. She told me that she loved to be fisted and that anal was good as long as she was pounded hard. We did all that and more, and yes, all intercourse was covered. But this girl was the most freaky person I have ever been with.

Oh, does it have to be a person? Well, nevermind.

Taco Bell = Make A Run For The Border.

This is why my Spanish is so bad. Between the ages of 15-20, I simply thought "border" was Spanish for "bathroom."