Best excuses and most interesting hobby excuses?

"Sorry but I accidentally double booked since your # looks just like the other guys...hope you understand, it's an easy mistake..."

"I'm sorry, but I forgot today was the day I have my kids..." Originally Posted by HedonisticFool

That is just pathetic!

"Not feeling well honey", 30 minutes prior to showtime Originally Posted by NavyManSA2004

That and allergies. Or, the silent treatment.

lmfao, sorry not funny. I've heard a lot of those excuses. It reminds me of the "your the first client I've had in days", when you pass the last guy in the parking lot or read his review the next day.

I do realize so many hobbyists act like babies and act like a provider just sees them.

I don't know how many times I've told a provider to just tell me if we can see each other or not and when. Not to make something up. As long as she cleans herself up(I try to be clean and still prefer a shower before we begin a session), I don't have to see another guy before or after, I get rushed, or jerked around too much.

Usually I have time to reschedule, unlike some who have a short window of time. Business is Business.

Like so many, I hate the excuses, trying to keep me "on the line", ncns.

I would rather a provider say I'm busy(hobby or real life), taking the rest of day off, don't wish to see me, last session running over or late heading back from session with a real time ( NOT 10 minutes, almost ready, almost there, just a few more minutes)

BEST real excuses(or least what I believed was real)

Can we re-schedule or cancel because,

I'm tired, my pussy is sore from fucking too much today?

I forgot I already scheduled someone else?

I got several texts and messed-up which hobbyists I scheduled with?

Another hobbyists offered more time and money?

My regular just called and asked if he could see me at the time we had scheduled?

My "pimp","manager","boyfrien d" thinks I've become too friendly with you and told me I can't see you anymore?

My husband/boyfriend found out what I am doing and I need to do damage control?

Worst excuses

like others said, ***phone or charger***, few more minutes getting ready,(2 most popular)

fell asleep, family unexpectedly showed up, apt/motel repairman/maintenance there or showing up soon, need another 30 minutes to eat, etc.

Heard this one just the other day:

"Several of your references told me you wore them out with too many multiple orgasms!

"Can we schedule a whole night so you can teach me to squirt? My treat, of course!"

"I found out I have a SUIT". I ask WTF is a SUIT got to do with meeting me at 2?

Turns out SUIT is not something you wear but an acronym for...

Something Up In There

How bout, "I left my purse at the hospital checking on my sick relative\mother had to go back and get it."

Her "My dog just threw up on my bed / sheets "
Me " ok change them "
Her " I only have one set "
Me " your sheets and oil need to be changed once every 3000 to 5000 miles"
Silence-I don't know if she thought I was joking?

My modeling gig in LA ran over.

1. I forgot ... (you go on the ixnay list).

2. My young one is sick. 1x ok, 2x sketchy, 3x I need to buy stock in children's nyquil

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...Dragon%20Flied

I lost track of time.

The two I hear the most are, "I got pulled over for speeding" and "My wife just called, sorry love" I think the most hilarious part about both of those are that I usually have you gents text me once you're PARKED at my hotel for the room number. Once I give the room number those two remarks are what I have been texted back. Number one, how do you get pulled over in a parking lot for speeding when you just said you were parked? Lol, but "my wife just called and I got to go" is the one I hear the most often.

My doctor said not that I'll Friday. Everything should be okay by them.

" I just got into a accident i need to reschedule"

After they're already 20 minutes late LOL

Sweet ally green eyes cancelled after hours of rescheduling and I turned into her street because she was chasing her dog.