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A female using a strapon doesn't make you gay. Originally Posted by WombRaider
That's what you tell yourself anyway, right woomby / undercunt / rusty balloon knot / wanna-be jalapeno sucker ? But it sure makes YOU an weak SOB (like WE didn't already know THAT ) ! And since your head is up your ass when there isn't someone there packing your fudge, you're obsessive about keeping things IN your ass, now aren't you ? !!!!!!
That's what you tell yourself anyway, right woomby / undercunt / rusty balloon knot / wanna-be jalapeno sucker ? But it sure makes YOU an weak SOB (like WE didn't already know THAT ) ! And since your head is up your ass when there isn't someone there packing your fudge, you're obsessive about keeping things IN your ass, now aren't you ? !!!!!! Originally Posted by Rey Lengua
Why are you so afraid of anyone thinking you're gay? Have you ever asked yourself that question? Is gay the worst thing in the world that your tiny brain can imaging being? It makes me an SOB that likes women to play with my ass. That's not gay. Men playing with my ass, would be gay. You aren't secure enough and you're so afraid that you might like it, that you won't even try it. Life is too short for fucking idiots like you.
Why are you so afraid of anyone thinking you're gay? Have you ever asked yourself that question? Is gay the worst thing in the world that your tiny brain can imaging being? It makes me an SOB that likes women to play with my ass. That's not gay. Men playing with my ass, would be gay. You aren't secure enough and you're so afraid that you might like it, that you won't even try it. Life is too short for fucking idiots like you. Originally Posted by WombRaider
And LOTS of men have "played with your ass" now haven't they woomby ? ! Or shall we go and ask shammy and assup " . How 'bout we go inquire at all the truck stops in Arkansas about how you've had your ass " played with".
And LOTS of men have "played with your ass" now haven't they woomby ? ! Or shall we go and ask shammy and assup " . How 'bout we go inquire at all the truck stops in Arkansas about how you've had your ass " played with". Originally Posted by Rey Lengua
Nope, only women. Your mom got into it, had her tongue up there and everything.
Why are you so afraid of anyone thinking you're gay? Have you ever asked yourself that question? Is gay the worst thing in the world that your tiny brain can imaging being? It makes me an SOB that likes women to play with my ass. That's not gay. Originally Posted by WombRaider
So, that would make your girlfriend "RectumRaider", right?

Sorry, but I couldn't resist...
Nope, only women. Your mom got into it, had her tongue up there and everything. Originally Posted by WombRaider
I hate to be the one to break it to you, but that was YOUR DADDY / BROTHER dressed in drag after he'd gotten you drunk on some cheap rot-jut booze ! No wonder you like to play "dress up" for all your "clients" at the glory holes ! Especially those from "out of town" like those Russian sailors ! Those brutes ! Does your well crushed sphincter still tingle when you remember your "glory" days at the old truckstop glory holes ? !
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What are you hiding, potty mouth?
Why are you so afraid of anyone thinking you're gay? Have you ever asked yourself that question? Is gay the worst thing in the world that your tiny brain can imaging being? It makes me an SOB that likes women to play with my ass. That's not gay. Men playing with my ass, would be gay. You aren't secure enough and you're so afraid that you might like it, that you won't even try it. Life is too short for fucking idiots like you. Originally Posted by WombRaider
You are a very different individual. Despite how obvious it is to the rest, how much he dislikes you and has absolutely no respect for you or what you say, you still try to seek his approval and acceptance in almost every thread on the board. I could understand, perhaps, if he was your father and you had just been admonished after he caught you dildoing your ass, but he is a complete stranger, I assume.

I just can't understand your continuing willingness to participate with him. Very bizarre.
  • shanm
  • 07-06-2015, 11:11 PM
There is some truth to what nwarounder said.
Reytard Lengua is a complete and utter moron. Replying to his mindless, repetitive ramblings even once gives him a hell of a lot more credit than he deserves. It's exactly like arguing with a cockroach because that's what he is.

Of course, the same could be said of IBDildo......
  • shanm
  • 07-06-2015, 11:13 PM
Originally Posted by nevergaveitathought
Good lord. I will never get tired of re-posting this.
I hate to be the one to break it to you, but that was YOUR DADDY / BROTHER dressed in drag after he'd gotten you drunk on some cheap rot-jut booze ! No wonder you like to play "dress up" for all your "clients" at the glory holes ! Especially those from "out of town" like those Russian sailors ! Those brutes ! Does your well crushed sphincter still tingle when you remember your "glory" days at the old truckstop glory holes ? ! Originally Posted by Rey Lengua
So what you're saying is that I couldn't tell the difference between your mother and an old man in drag? My Dad is dead, shitheel, so it definitely wasn't him, you asinine cocktard.
Good lord. I will never get tired of re-posting this. Originally Posted by shanm
Her muscles have muscles. Goddamn.
You are a very different individual. Despite how obvious it is to the rest, how much he dislikes you and has absolutely no respect for you or what you say, you still try to seek his approval and acceptance in almost every thread on the board. I could understand, perhaps, if he was your father and you had just been admonished after he caught you dildoing your ass, but he is a complete stranger, I assume.

I just can't understand your continuing willingness to participate with him. Very bizarre. Originally Posted by nwarounder
Because he won't quit. I'm well aware of what's going on. He said I worked at a gloryhole one time and I was like 'yeah, I work at a gloryhole, whatever' and that was all it took. He was off and running like some retarded man-child. He has concocted this entire narrative behind it, gave the place a name, has me marrying and banging other eccie members, it's quite a portal into his psyche. Quite a disturbing portal, but a portal nonetheless. It's like a cat with a string. It's fun to watch him paw at it for awhile. It has grown tiresome, but oh well.
There is some truth to what nwarounder said.
Reytard Lengua is a complete and utter moron. Replying to his mindless, repetitive ramblings even once gives him a hell of a lot more credit than he deserves. It's exactly like arguing with a cockroach because that's what he is.

Of course, the same could be said of IBDildo...... Originally Posted by shanm
He's a retarded man-child, there's no other way of describing him. I'm surprised he makes it through a day without killing or maiming himself or others due to nothing but sheer stupidity on his part. I like watching him flail around. He's a tiresome turd but what can you do?
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