I'm looking for a Sugar Momma

Neuter him first ladies or he'll hump your leg all the time.
Originally Posted by carkido45

I hope you get thrown in the pound.

As long as he doesn't spray the furniture...

When I spray your stripper shoes it means "I *heart* you!"

Does you nice wet and ruff tongue cum into play with your household duties?? IJS......lol

Does you nice wet and ruff tongue cum into play with your household duties?? IJS......lol Originally Posted by Ms. Athena

I charge extra for that....but it's damn well worth a big bag of pork skins and a six pack of Miller lite. (My normal upsell fee)

When I spray your stripper shoes it means "I *heart* you!" Originally Posted by boardman

LOL

Damn cat....... pisses everywhere BUT the Litterbox...... Time for the Spray bottle......

BAD KITTY!!

Moved........

JaD

Damn cat....... pisses everywhere BUT the Litterbox...... Time for the Spray bottle......

BAD KITTY!!

Moved........

JaD Originally Posted by Jusanotherdude

WTF? I thought it was appropriate. Hooktards place their threADs in Co-ed all the time.

WTF? I thought it was appropriate. Hooktards place their threADs in Co-ed all the time. Originally Posted by boardman

Yeah but they have vaginas.

Yeah but they have vaginas. Originally Posted by oilfieldscum

You were going to say "pussies" but realized that didn't work so well, right. C'mon, admit it...

Here Kitty Kitty, here Kitty Kitty.........Damn I bought pork skins and Miller light and cant find my damn Kitty anywhere................

You were going to say "pussies" but realized that didn't work so well, right. C'mon, admit it... Originally Posted by boardman

You're right. Hopefully they're gatitos instead of gatos.