Excitement

Well, there you have it tbonetas........if that doesn't make you forget about #4 and move straight to #1,456,739, nothing will

Well to me its not all about how a client looks, to me its a turn on how they laugh and joke, then how they kiss and carress. I love when a client get so turned on by me touching myself. There are connections on many levels, and sometimes you find someone who excites the provider just walking in the door! I myself would never see a board asshole, not even for triple. I love a gentleman, one who knows what a woman really wants without having to brag or just be ignorant. I also love great smelling calogne, that gets the juices flowing fast when we are skin on skin! Originally Posted by bustyamy

well said Ms Amy....I enjoy cologne also...don't make fun of me but Stetson gets my juices flowing..

And tbone , I hope I'm still on your short to do list , and to me it's all about a connection , if there is no connection or no attraction then there is no excitement...but there should never be any attitude on the phone..that's just bad business ...just my opinion

Always curious why people feed these trolls. You will never say anything that will change them. Period. Nor will you change the fact that the fucking modtards will always allow these buddies of theirs to hijack any thread they want on the pretense that they are too smart to be stopped.The dumbasses in question get hard when called out and insulted. Why stimulate them? I genuinely do not understand. I understand taking a run at getting the modtards to do their jobs...I tried that too before realizing how strong are those friendships, but continuing to give these morons the thrill they seek baffles me.

Always curious why people feed these trolls. You will never say anything that will change them. Period. Nor will you change the fact that the fucking modtards will always allow these buddies of theirs to hijack any thread they want on the pretense that they are too smart to be stopped.The dumbasses in question get hard when called out and insulted. Why stimulate them? I genuinely do not understand. I understand taking a run at getting the modtards to do their jobs...I tried that too before realizing how strong are those friendships, but continuing to give these morons the thrill they seek baffles me. Originally Posted by tracer

Was this intended to be ironic or was it accidental?

Was this intended to be ironic or was it accidental? Originally Posted by enderwiggin

Neither intentional nor by accident. I recognize it, but I don't care so much if they get a hard on from my comments. If it thrills them, then so be it. I dont go out of my way to avoid provoking them anymore than i do it intentionally. Really just baffles me that some really seem upset by it and yet continue to feed them.

Come on Tracer. Surely, you see the humor in this thread. It is multi-layered.

Not only does the most prolific reviewer in Houston bubble like a newbie in a fishbowl over a hooktard he has (self admittedly) been chasing for 3 years, he asks for recommendations about what to do about it.

He can't even bring himself to (politely) decline BustedAmy.........that is fucking awesome on so many levels.

I suspect that his self importance has clouded his assessment that some of us "assholes" thinck the same way..........trust me when I say that I laugh at my bullshit more than I do at his.

With the right woman....no matter how experienced a guy is...he will not only bubble like a newbie...but will pretty much act like a little kid. That's just human nature.

In my hobbying experience....which is only a minute fraction compared to that of tbonetas....there is one girl who practically drives me nuts. I remember one time, I was about to knock on the door, when I realized that I was on the wrong floor of the building. I was that shaken up. Whenever she comes to town...the first time I go to see her...I go through this same set of emotions. And, needless to say, the sex is just absolute bliss.

Good luck, tbonetas.....I hope you get through this in one piece.

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Oh, you own a time share on a blow up doll. Cool story, bro. Tell it again.

Come on Tracer. Surely, you see the humor in this thread. It is multi-layered.

Not only does the most prolific reviewer in Houston bubble like a newbie in a fishbowl over a hooktard he has (self admittedly) been chasing for 3 years, he asks for recommendations about what to do about it.

He can't even bring himself to (politely) decline BustedAmy.........that is fucking awesome on so many levels.

I suspect that his self importance has clouded his assessment that some of us "assholes" thinck the same way..........trust me when I say that I laugh at my bullshit more than I do at his. Originally Posted by dearhunter

In this apparition I present to the board, I am a lover, not a fighter, so this will be my final word to you. As the honorable Mr Sarunga so eloquently alluded to, this hobby doth live on dreams and fantasies. I see a woman's photo or I hear that a new beauty is available, and I imagine a whole world of pleasure. Does she smell as sweet as sweet as Trish, will her kiss be as passionate as Dylan's, will her treasured spot be as incredibly beautiful as Leslie Ann's, her ass the masterpiece that is Zafiro's, her hair as fine as Sasha's on a good day? Her cries, beautiful music like April when she cums, her mouth wet, warm and wonderful as Ashley's, her tan pefect like Jemma's, her bedside manner as caring as Genesis Nichole, her toes as pretty (imho) as Michel's, her very special muscles as hard-working as Alondra's, or her smile as innocent or natural as Jackie's?

Never know til you check her out. And I did not even talk about skills. Natasha had the CG from another planet. Rosemary...every little thing she does is magic. The best head I ever got was from a young lady who was here for a week, and then, poof, she was gone. 3 times magic in 1 hour...Jessica. Then there is the wildness of Kim Honey, and the GFE of Latin Remedy. And let's remember kASSandra; everyone remembers her ass, but what I really noticed when I met her was the softness of her skin. No one has come close.

My point is you will never find these treasures and priceless memories unless you look for them; and though a provider might have obvious imperfections, she just may have marvelous hidden talents.

I AM a newbie every time I knock on the door. And if I could not "bubble like a newbie" I would have hung up my trojans a long time ago. And as for BustyAmy, well, it took me a long time to realize that in the end, I want mine. I do NOT discriminate. If a woman has incredible talent, I want to see her.

Oh, and one last thing...self-importance. We all must have a degree of it to survive. But the only one whom I really feel "important" around is Rocket, my 10 year old Lab. She needs me...cuz I am the only one who feeds her. SHE makes me feel important.

Good day to you.

I have my limits.......I am not dissing on your dog......especially a Lab

In this world as in the real world it;'s what's between the ears that gets me going. Smart, funny and inquisitive minds make the best lovers. Like someone said, it's the chemistry or je ne sais quois that does it, and that always starts in the head. Don't get me wrong, a long pair of beautiful legs helps, but it's not enough to get the passion going.

Right on Olivia!

I have my limits.......I am not dissing on your dog......especially a Lab Originally Posted by dearhunter

So quick to be benevolent...How do you know his dog isn't overweight?

tisk tisk tracer.........dissing on the man's dog.........tisk tisk

In this world as in the real world it;'s what's between the ears that gets me going. Smart, funny and inquisitive minds make the best lovers. Like someone said, it's the chemistry or je ne sais quois that does it, and that always starts in the head. Don't get me wrong, a long pair of beautiful legs helps, but it's not enough to get the passion going. Originally Posted by OliviaHoward

I am fucked.