Good Porn: Uncensored Japanese Porn
Bad Porn: American Porn (cheesy, fake vocals)
Okay Porn: Russian and some Euro
- rakuguy
- 01-23-2010, 07:40 AM
- Guest061614
- 01-23-2010, 09:00 AM
REAL amateur couples. Bush is a bonus!
- Randall Creed
- 01-23-2010, 09:05 AM
There's so much that bothers me about porn these days that it ain't funny.
Bad camera angles...long, OBVIOUSLY bad camera angles that the camera guy must be a complete tool to NOT know it's a bad angle.
'Yappers' in the film who think them running their mouths is the attraction. Dude, just STFU!! PLEASE!!!
Cameramen who, for some inexplicable reason, can't keep the meat of the visuals on the hot body of the WOMAN in the shoot. This should be a no f'kn brainer.
Fake sounds
Gape is stupid. I'm not a damn gynocologist. Thanks.
Guys who can't cum for shit. I know everyone can't be a gusher like Peter North, but it is asking too much for you to save up for a couple days and drink some damn water? It's obvious that many of these guys don't take care of themselves to maximize their 'presentation' for the viewers. All they do is pop a blue pill (already rock hard before the girl touches them) and bang like a maniac. Pop shot time and......dink. One drop that they struggle to get out. Pathetic!
Jerky camera work, where the guy shoots one spot for two seconds, then another for 2, then another for 2, then another, another, etc. . Dude, calm yo f'kn ass down! Justin Slayer's is notorious for this. I stopped buying his shit years ago. Hot chicks wasted on shoddy camera work.
Now there are some good things about porn. I like anything with big booties in it and is shot from good angles that focuses on the woman. I like it when the dick is glistening as he pumps in and out of the woman. If you're having raw sex it SHOULD be shining, actually. I don't get it when it's looking all dry down there.
I like porn with a lot of laying mish in it, but you hardly ever see it these days. Joey Silvera almost always has it in his work. Sure, it's old fashioned, but it looks 'real'. Cowgirl is good, too.
If the women in it are hot, I can watch almost any kind of porn, unless it has the bad reasons I mentioned above.
Bad camera angles...long, OBVIOUSLY bad camera angles that the camera guy must be a complete tool to NOT know it's a bad angle.
'Yappers' in the film who think them running their mouths is the attraction. Dude, just STFU!! PLEASE!!!
Cameramen who, for some inexplicable reason, can't keep the meat of the visuals on the hot body of the WOMAN in the shoot. This should be a no f'kn brainer.
Fake sounds
Gape is stupid. I'm not a damn gynocologist. Thanks.
Guys who can't cum for shit. I know everyone can't be a gusher like Peter North, but it is asking too much for you to save up for a couple days and drink some damn water? It's obvious that many of these guys don't take care of themselves to maximize their 'presentation' for the viewers. All they do is pop a blue pill (already rock hard before the girl touches them) and bang like a maniac. Pop shot time and......dink. One drop that they struggle to get out. Pathetic!
Jerky camera work, where the guy shoots one spot for two seconds, then another for 2, then another for 2, then another, another, etc. . Dude, calm yo f'kn ass down! Justin Slayer's is notorious for this. I stopped buying his shit years ago. Hot chicks wasted on shoddy camera work.
Now there are some good things about porn. I like anything with big booties in it and is shot from good angles that focuses on the woman. I like it when the dick is glistening as he pumps in and out of the woman. If you're having raw sex it SHOULD be shining, actually. I don't get it when it's looking all dry down there.
I like porn with a lot of laying mish in it, but you hardly ever see it these days. Joey Silvera almost always has it in his work. Sure, it's old fashioned, but it looks 'real'. Cowgirl is good, too.
If the women in it are hot, I can watch almost any kind of porn, unless it has the bad reasons I mentioned above.
- Maverick972
- 01-23-2010, 02:59 PM
I like the big tits MILF pics.
Lisa Ann is very hot!
Lisa Ann is very hot!
- vesuvius
- 01-23-2010, 03:47 PM
I love andrew blake films. They are very intriguing, stylish, and don't make you want to fast forward through the crap all the time. The best part is it is very female friendly to watch with SO types.
BAD: really, there is sooo much... so much bad. Worst I remember was "Sexy Urban Legends". It was two frat boys narrating famous "hook up stories". Their stoner doosh bag voices ran through every sex scene and made it unbearable. so bad so so bad. I want my 34.99 back New Fine Arts!
BAD: really, there is sooo much... so much bad. Worst I remember was "Sexy Urban Legends". It was two frat boys narrating famous "hook up stories". Their stoner doosh bag voices ran through every sex scene and made it unbearable. so bad so so bad. I want my 34.99 back New Fine Arts!
- Cossetan
- 01-23-2010, 10:13 PM
- vnurse
- 01-23-2010, 11:19 PM
Wow! Great minds MUST think alike, Cossetan because that was what popped into my brain at first instinct too! LOL!
I was thinking 'I've been shopping in the wrong place!'
--v
I was thinking 'I've been shopping in the wrong place!'
--v
- Cossetan
- 01-23-2010, 11:52 PM
- vnurse
- 01-23-2010, 11:58 PM
LOL! THAT is FUNNY!!!
For some reason, I'm feeling hungry now...
--v
For some reason, I'm feeling hungry now...
--v
- Chainsaw Anthropologist
- 01-24-2010, 12:27 AM
"Torero" featuring Sunset Thomas, Rocco Siffredi and a host of Europorners. I've grown to like some of the European 
offerings, mostly from Private. Their actors are more natural, very few implants and other cosmetic procedures.
Amongst current offerings, I'll give another thumb or two, or more, up to Bree Olson mentioned earlier by KohanaKoa. I'm also a fan of most of Michael Ninn's films.
offerings, mostly from Private. Their actors are more natural, very few implants and other cosmetic procedures.Amongst current offerings, I'll give another thumb or two, or more, up to Bree Olson mentioned earlier by KohanaKoa. I'm also a fan of most of Michael Ninn's films.
- TheWanderer
- 01-24-2010, 12:31 AM
Oh wow, minor in English huh? I didn't know my assignment was being graded....just joking around. Let's see if I can get it correct this time.
(Frankly, I'm just glad you read my post.)
I think you know what I meant, but I will clarify it for you anyway. I like to see amateur porn in which the actress looks like the attractive woman one might see while going about the daily activities in life. Although most of these movies are filmed in the San Fernando Valley with professional porn actresses that usually work for scale, somehow, they capture that niche that makes them look like the professional lady next to you in line or even better, the forelorn domestic engineer down the street who is out to satisfy her unfulfilled desires for lustful and passionate sexual encounters.
Sorry for the confusion.
(Frankly, I'm just glad you read my post.)
I think you know what I meant, but I will clarify it for you anyway. I like to see amateur porn in which the actress looks like the attractive woman one might see while going about the daily activities in life. Although most of these movies are filmed in the San Fernando Valley with professional porn actresses that usually work for scale, somehow, they capture that niche that makes them look like the professional lady next to you in line or even better, the forelorn domestic engineer down the street who is out to satisfy her unfulfilled desires for lustful and passionate sexual encounters.
Sorry for the confusion.
- Cossetan
- 01-24-2010, 05:51 AM
Oh wow, minor in English huh? I didn't know my assignment was being graded....just joking around. Let's see if I can get it correct this time.. Originally Posted by BushDrummerBD, you are correct...we did know what you were talking about. And your "rewrite" is much more thorough than simply adjusting it to, "Today, I prefer films in which the woman looks like someone I might see at an airport or grocery store."
A+ and a gold star.
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- Brass Balls
- 01-24-2010, 10:55 AM
Best - The Dinner Party. Old but never been topped.
Worst - too many to name!
Worst - too many to name!
- essence
- 01-24-2010, 11:11 AM
Most porn to me seems repetitive, the girl has to be really hot to interest me (according to my taste), and the guy must not be a jerk and to be honest I don;t want to see any part of the guy apart from his dick inside the girl.
But sometimes things can be erotic when you last expect. Sex is in the brain.
A film which I find strangely appealing is the following - everything wrong with it, but it sure gets me horny!
http://www.tube8.com/hardcore/hot-po...-gretyl/32383/
Er, actually I've just watched it again and maybe it's not quite so erotic - have to be in the right mood! Weird!
But sometimes things can be erotic when you last expect. Sex is in the brain.
A film which I find strangely appealing is the following - everything wrong with it, but it sure gets me horny!
http://www.tube8.com/hardcore/hot-po...-gretyl/32383/
Er, actually I've just watched it again and maybe it's not quite so erotic - have to be in the right mood! Weird!
- tsrv4me
- 01-24-2010, 03:08 PM
I like to see The series of Screw My Wife Please ....and also Screw My Husband please ...But one of the funniest things was years ago at one of my first porn flicks .....Went with several friends of mine after a business meeting ...Theater was very quiet during one of the many BJ scenes .When two older gentlemen sitting together .one turned to the other (obviously both hard of hearing) and
Very loudly asked .........DOESNT ANYBODY JUST FUCK ANYMORE ??????.....and of course everyone in the theater broke up laughing ...you can get almost any porn subject you like at WWW.MYFREEPAYSITE.COM at NO charge .....
Very loudly asked .........DOESNT ANYBODY JUST FUCK ANYMORE ??????.....and of course everyone in the theater broke up laughing ...you can get almost any porn subject you like at WWW.MYFREEPAYSITE.COM at NO charge .....