Elf membership. lol

BTW there is a good chance that I am also a moron too! Originally Posted by muny4huny

Possibly, but no more so than many of us around here!

vk knows about as much as most unknowing folks, Santa hasn't owned the Elves for almost 2 years, Ella(not sure who Elle is) never left, the same firm owns about 4 other groups, and If I were Santa I certainly wouldn't be concerned with money. Congrats on being just another one of those guys who comes here to pretend he is in the know. While I may in fact be a moron, I hold no candle to you mr Vk.
Same rant you have had for years yet there they are, still in business, still giving great service, and still the only damn firm that HASN'T been busted in KC. You speak of who to trust, should people trust a man who hides behind a sn here, never reviews, pretending he knows things that he obviously doesn't? I don't suppose you wish to tell everyone what you actually do for a living would you Officer? Seems to me after your years of Santa hate, your just another hateful white knight who just cant stand any fella being involved in the business of the ladies. Of course if I am misled, please tell us all how your insight is backed by anything but speculation and spite.
You are really going to have Egg on your face in about 24hrs when Ella returns to work. I guess that would mean I know more than you yes?

vk knows about as much as most unknowing folks, Santa hasn't owned the Elves for almost 2 years, Ella(not sure who Elle is) never left, the same firm owns about 4 other groups, and If I were Santa I certainly wouldn't be concerned with money. Congrats on being just another one of those guys who comes here to pretend he is in the know. While I may in fact be a moron, I hold no candle to you mr Vk.
Same rant you have had for years yet there they are, still in business, still giving great service, and still the only damn firm that HASN'T been busted in KC. You speak of who to trust, should people trust a man who hides behind a sn here, never reviews, pretending he knows things that he obviously doesn't? I don't suppose you wish to tell everyone what you actually do for a living would you Officer? Seems to me after your years of Santa hate, your just another hateful white knight who just cant stand any fella being involved in the business of the ladies. Of course if I am misled, please tell us all how your insight is backed by anything but speculation and spite.
You are really going to have Egg on your face in about 24hrs when Ella returns to work. I guess that would mean I know more than you yes? Originally Posted by muny4huny

Thanks Santa for not only making my point, but taking my bait...now folks, would you trust someone who is hiding behind a fake handle with your prepaid money???

Check this handle for posting history...pretty funny stuff. But not to worry, we're not laughing with ya

Glad to see, I still am able to get under your skin, Santa

Ella has quit and return more times than Freddy Kruger has lives...I would suggest you look up Eccie's GFE's elves' handle for verification of what I said...but it keeps getting banned, lol

However as I have said in the past...she typically provides an outstanding experience. Despite the bus ride to KC, lol

Thanks Santa for not only making my point, but taking my bait...now folks, would you trust someone who is hiding behind a fake handle with your prepaid money???

Check this handle for posting history...pretty funny stuff. But not to worry, we're not laughing with ya

Glad to see, I still am able to get under your skin, Santa

Ella has quit and return more times than Freddy Kruger has lives...I would suggest you look up Eccie's GFE's elves' handle for verification of what I said...but it keeps getting banned, lol

However as I have said in the past...she typically provides an outstanding experience. Despite the bus ride to KC, lol Originally Posted by vkmaster

I will make you a deal VK, put up or shut up, If I can prove beyond any doubt that I am NOT Santa, you remove your account here and never return. Deal? Let's see just how confident you are in your bs. I am sure everyone here would like to see. What do you say Officer?(uh oh, inside info maybe?)

I will make you a deal VK, put up or shut up, If I can prove beyond any doubt that I am NOT Santa, you remove your account here and never return. Deal? Let's see just how confident you are in your bs. I am sure everyone here would like to see. What do you say Officer?(uh oh, inside info maybe?) Originally Posted by muny4huny

You are completely laughable, nonsensical and me thinks thou dost protest too much. Regardless of your true identity, the ELF girls would be much further ahead and better off if you were NOT on their side and posting about them. In my opinion your argumentative stance and outlandish claims have hurt their reputation.

There's a saying in this sub-culture that goes like this...."Danger Will Robinson". You have introduced that saying into the ELF world in this thread, I think.

You are completely laughable, nonsensical and me thinks thou dost protest too much. Regardless of your true identity, the ELF girls would be much further ahead and better off if you were NOT on their side and posting about them. In my opinion your argumentative stance and outlandish claims have hurt their reputation.

There's a saying in this sub-culture that goes like this...."Danger Will Robinson". You have introduced that saying into the ELF world in this thread, I think. Originally Posted by scorpio31

So you also want to put your membership here on the line and back up your spout? I know many folks here are sick and tired of otherwise affiliated guys here crapping on anyone they can so that their own favorites and business associates can possibly earn more , and doing so by claiming everyone is "Santa". I say it is high time those guys have to back it up or shut it up.
So what do you mega-posting blowhards say? willing to show the rest of us your clout? Simple deal, I prove who I am and that I am not and in no way could be Santa, and you both close your accounts here and never again darken our lives?

I find it very odd that two mega-posters who claim to have inside info yet zero reviews are backing eachother up, kinda sounds like partners, two officers maybe? lurking land eh? with 1300 posts? perhaps you missed that definition?

vk knows about as much as most unknowing folks, Santa hasn't owned the Elves for almost 2 years, Ella(not sure who Elle is) never left, the same firm owns about 4 other groups, and If I were Santa I certainly wouldn't be concerned with money. Congrats on being just another one of those guys who comes here to pretend he is in the know. While I may in fact be a moron, I hold no candle to you mr Vk.
Same rant you have had for years yet there they are, still in business, still giving great service, and still the only damn firm that HASN'T been busted in KC. You speak of who to trust, should people trust a man who hides behind a sn here, never reviews, pretending he knows things that he obviously doesn't? I don't suppose you wish to tell everyone what you actually do for a living would you Officer? Seems to me after your years of Santa hate, your just another hateful white knight who just cant stand any fella being involved in the business of the ladies. Of course if I am misled, please tell us all how your insight is backed by anything but speculation and spite.
You are really going to have Egg on your face in about 24hrs when Ella returns to work. I guess that would mean I know more than you yes? Originally Posted by muny4huny

I will make you a deal VK, put up or shut up, If I can prove beyond any doubt that I am NOT Santa, you remove your account here and never return. Deal? Let's see just how confident you are in your bs. I am sure everyone here would like to see. What do you say Officer?(uh oh, inside info maybe?) Originally Posted by muny4huny

Absolutely classic Santa... smdh

Thanks Santa for not only making my point, but taking my bait...now folks, would you trust someone who is hiding behind a fake handle with your prepaid money???

Check this handle for posting history...pretty funny stuff. But not to worry, we're not laughing with ya

Glad to see, I still am able to get under your skin, Santa

Ella has quit and return more times than Freddy Kruger has lives...I would suggest you look up Eccie's GFE's elves' handle for verification of what I said...but it keeps getting banned, lol

However as I have said in the past...she typically provides an outstanding experience. Despite the bus ride to KC, lol Originally Posted by vkmaster

It is a wonderful feeling to cast out a line and have them set the hook for you.... then you can just sit back and reel them in at leisure.

I have no dog in this fight, but I'm not sure how one would go about proving that they are NOT the person behind a screen name. I can see I one would prove they ARE someone, but even if you were to have someone else claim to be Santa, how does that prove that you didn't set the whole "I'm him" claim up?

Regardless, back on topic, while I've seen a couple elves when they were passing through town, and enjoyed my time with them, I'm about as likely to pay in advance for pussy as I am to pay in advance for meth from some tweeker in Independence.

Absolutely classic Santa... smdh



It is a wonderful feeling to cast out a line and have them set the hook for you.... then you can just sit back and reel them in at leisure. Originally Posted by ElumEno

Well unless Santa was 15 when he started the Elves , there's zero chance I am Santa, got my id right here, so all 3 of you wish to make this deal? I can explain my immaturity with my youth, what is you fellas excuse?

another thing, where are you guys reading this prepay for pussy stuff? or is this another made up bunch of BS from someone with a hidden agenda?
I only found a lifetime membership thing giving access to ElfPorn and other benefits for 500 bucks, so lets see, avg porn site with girls I can never meet, 29.95 a month, if I live only another 20 months that's 600 bucks, or I pay 500 and get to see porn with girls I can actually meet for the rest of my life, for 500?

So you also want to put your membership here on the line and back up your spout? I know many folks here are sick and tired of otherwise affiliated guys here crapping on anyone they can so that their own favorites and business associates can possibly earn more , and doing so by claiming everyone is "Santa". I say it is high time those guys have to back it up or shut it up.
So what do you mega-posting blowhards say? willing to show the rest of us your clout? Simple deal, I prove who I am and that I am not and in no way could be Santa, and you both close your accounts here and never again darken our lives?

I find it very odd that two mega-posters who claim to have inside info yet zero reviews are backing eachother up, kinda sounds like partners, two officers maybe? lurking land eh? with 1300 posts? perhaps you missed that definition? Originally Posted by muny4huny

As I said, your true identity means nothing to me and likely not to others reading this thread either.

Keep going, you've distinguished yourself by becoming the 'king of SPAs" for the month of July! Right under the wire too!

So let me get this straight...
someone that has just joined the site and has under 20 posts,
who not only tried to call out the fact that two long time members don't have reviews,
but also insinuated that they just might be "Officers".
now wants to "Prove" who they are by showing their ID... and on a SHMB even.

once again I will say... classic just classic.

Okay I am done with this one... hope everyone has a very merry xmas and enjoys the ELFs.

As I said, your true identity means nothing to me and likely not to others reading this thread either.

Keep going, you've distinguished yourself by becoming the 'king of SPAs" for the month of July! Right under the wire too! Originally Posted by scorpio31

So this would be you admitting that you:

1.) don't know anything of what you claimed
2.) do not plan to back up anything you say on this site if it means you have to actually be honest and knowledgeable.
3.) expect everyone here to simply take your word for things as fact when you yourself do not believe your own words enough to put anything on the line or stand by your own convictions?
4.) are a grown man who still believes in Santa Claus and is still upset over the pony you never got?

gee, officer, are you sure you should still have a badge down in the plaza?

So let me get this straight...
someone that has just joined the site and has under 20 posts,
who not only tried to call out the fact that two long time members don't have reviews,
but also insinuated that they just might be "Officers".
now wants to "Prove" who they are by showing their ID... and on a SHMB even.

once again I will say... classic just classic.

Okay I am done with this one... hope everyone has a very merry xmas and enjoys the ELFs. Originally Posted by ElumEno

you forgot to add that newbie also called you bias against any and all agencies or firms as shown by your steady choice of indy providers. we all get it, and we also don't care about your opinions of an agency as you obviously have zero knowledge about how they work, the quality of their services or who runs what. stick to what you know and nobody will call your bs.

Keep posting, this is getting better and better with each comment you make!

You've taken a mostly boring afternoon and added amusement!

Keep posting, this is getting better and better with each comment you make!

You've taken a mostly boring afternoon and added amusement! Originally Posted by scorpio31

Nah this will be all for me, I think everyone now sees the two officers and the agency hater that are trying to sway the unsuspecting masses with misinformation. My work is done, I wish you well.