provider masterbation

At LEAST once a day since I'm low volume...try my best to squeeze it in with a client visit. But somedays it's more like 5 times... (all alone.....me and BOB)...Here it is at 2am and I'm awake thinking about it. Have I told you lately how horny I am? hahaha

Broken penis....YEP...seen a few in my medical career...and a couple of times in the hobby...no fault of mine. All guys said it happened when lady was on top.

I think every provider should should masterbate during a session.

Broken WHAT?????

I usually masturbate most when I'm about to see certain clients. Sometimes, I get so excited at the thought that I'm about to see them again I'm afraid that if I DON'T masturbate, I'll be too worked up and... Am I the only person who's ever encountered a broken penis??? Umm... yeah...

Originally Posted by Lovelyelle_01

I usually masturbate most when I'm about to see certain clients. Sometimes, I get so excited at the thought that I'm about to see them again I'm afraid that if I DON'T masturbate, I'll be too worked up and... Am I the only person who's ever encountered a broken penis??? Umm... yeah...

Originally Posted by Lovelyelle_01

What?


OUCH!

Okay guys, I'll explain. I've NEVER broken a penis myself. But, when I was working in a military hospital, a soldier and his SO came in because she broke his penis. He'd just gotten back from Iraq, and they were sexing really good when things took a turn for the worst.She was on top, bouncing excitedly, and she came down really hard, really fast. Her body was so "excited" that he slipped out before she came back down. But, she was moving so fast that he didn't have time to tell her before she plopped down on him and BROKE HIS PENIS!!! Now, at first, I thought he may be hurt, but exaggerating a bit because of WHERE he was hurting. I mean, really, who could break a penis??? When he pulled the blanket away from his groin, his penis was literally broke. Still engorged, but seriously broken and bent near the tip. If you've never seen one before, raise your arm, and relax your wrist. Now, imagine your penis looking exactly like that. This is why I masturbate before seeing certain clients. I don't want to break the penis. I want to love the penis, lol. I can only imagine explaining your broken penis to an SO, ESPECIALLY when they didn't cause it...

Mine wasn't broken, but it is bent. lol

[And to confirm a little what Alaine said, the closest I came was while the lady was vigorously riding on top. Damn!! that hurt. But at least it didn't break.]

ladies

Sorry to ask always been kind of curious as to how often you ladies masterbate?

I certainly know of one lady friend whotell me does not like too much (2 a week) as it stops her achieving climax during her sessions with clients

To balance this out I like to beat my meat 3-4 times a day-when I think of a particularly hot provider Originally Posted by empire_song

that's very tiring man..

Okay guys, I'll explain. I've NEVER broken a penis myself. But, when I was working in a military hospital, a soldier and his SO came in because she broke his penis. He'd just gotten back from Iraq, and they were sexing really good when things took a turn for the worst.She was on top, bouncing excitedly, and she came down really hard, really fast. Her body was so "excited" that he slipped out before she came back down. But, she was moving so fast that he didn't have time to tell her before she plopped down on him and BROKE HIS PENIS!!! Now, at first, I thought he may be hurt, but exaggerating a bit because of WHERE he was hurting. I mean, really, who could break a penis??? When he pulled the blanket away from his groin, his penis was literally broke. Still engorged, but seriously broken and bent near the tip. If you've never seen one before, raise your arm, and relax your wrist. Now, imagine your penis looking exactly like that. This is why I masturbate before seeing certain clients. I don't want to break the penis. I want to love the penis, lol. I can only imagine explaining your broken penis to an SO, ESPECIALLY when they didn't cause it...

Originally Posted by Lovelyelle_01

Oh my god

I'm never letting my ATF on top again (or you even!!)

I have to say no less than once a week.. But has been as much as 4 times a day.. But.. When I do it, it is not real quick... It it me, a toy, a porn, and a few hours dead bolted doors and missed phone calls..

It depends honestly on my hormonal cycle. When women ovulate they're supposed to get hornier, but a weel before Aunt Flo shows up is when I get the HORNIEST and this is why I schedule haha my visits the way I do to cities.

Seriously, I do it about once a day, maybe twice. On the super horny days, I might be playing with myself five times.

that is too friggen hot (AlluringAva)

that is too friggen hot (AlluringAva) Originally Posted by Roothead

Seeing your avatar there, it's a classic case of Catholic schoolgirl gone bad LOL. ( I am a recovering Catholic LOL)

Oh my god

I'm never letting my ATF on top again (or you even!!) Originally Posted by empire_song

And finally how does one repair a broken penis?

Oh my god

I'm never letting my ATF on top again (or you even!!) Originally Posted by empire_song

LMAO!!!! No worries, honey. I've never even come CLOSE to damaging a gentleman's precious package. Besides, being on top is nice. But, I personally prefer to pinned down or drilled from behind... I'm just saying...

And finally how does one repair a broken penis? Originally Posted by empire_song

If we're speaking LITERALLY, there are many skilled surgeons out there. Now, on the other hand, I've been known to help a penis or two get over the "blues"...