Slow Television Anyone?

Anyone see those new 4K TVs? They make paint drying look fantastic.
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It's Norway. They don't have anything else to do for nine months out of the year. Most Americans have the attention span of a 3 year old. Unless, of course, it's a 3 minute porn.
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  • Trey
  • 01-15-2014, 08:44 AM
Anyone see those new 4K TVs? They make paint drying look fantastic. Originally Posted by gnadfly
Nope I want to see one though. I've read that they don't have much you can watch that is in 4k and even the new gen systems aren't 4k ready.
Trey's avatar makes me want to watch 4 hours straight of clubbing on a 70in 4k TV...

but only pretty people please...

and make it from a real people-watcher's point of view...like zoom in on the the guy making his move on the chick, discovery-channel style.

And just for fun, if its a guys POV...let him walk outta the club and run into a drunk chick who accidentally get's sick on his shoes...oops

but that's real life for ya baby Imagine the slow drive home as he curses about the drunk chick...

This is starting to sound more like reality TV instead of slow TV. Let's nix the club idea and go with S88's waterfall idea...yeah

Glad we had this talk...