odds on Queen Elizabeth

Her Majesty has been tormented the last 12 months. Prince Philip gone. Prince Harry becoming a tabloid item. Prince Charles just hanging around. Will she make it through another year ?


She is 95 years old. Her mom made it to 101. Odds still favor a few more years. If she can get past the anniversary date of Prince Philip's death, maybe she can keep rolling.


Salty should be able to tell us, since he is able to peer into the future on many things. Plus the Queen is still the Australian monarch.


Originally Posted by VitaMan

... At the very least - YOU surely got some culture
with things there, mate. ... Most of the other lads
here except U-Carpenter are layabout louts for their
bad ways of pissing on me Queen.

Let's switch things - do I ever piss on the leaders
here in America?? ... No, I d

Well, ... anyhow... We'll see how long the old girl lasts.

### Salty
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How come nobody's talked about her testicles? Or her mooseknuckle?

Seems to be a common theme around here pertaining to women in power.
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Agree.......
If she hangs tough (she can, and actually served in the military during WW2), she can pass France's Louis 14th (72 yrs 3 2/3 months).
She can take the #1 spot, let's cheer her on. Originally Posted by Unique_Carpenter
Maybe she can outlive Prince Charles.
He may be
just hanging around for something
that will never be.



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  • Tiny
  • 02-03-2022, 05:45 PM
Salty, can you advise what this coat of arms means ?




Originally Posted by VitaMan
That’s new, meant to honor the Queen of Australian Industry, Gina Rinehart. An emu banged a really fat kangaroo and 9 months later Gina popped out.
  • Tiny
  • 02-03-2022, 05:47 PM
How come nobody's talked about her testicles? Or her mooseknuckle?

Seems to be a common theme around here pertaining to women in power. Originally Posted by Yssup Rider
You know you give yourself away when you use words like mooseknuckle.

Bloody Canuck
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Where is hoehummer? Eh'? I liked that canajun
  • Tiny
  • 02-03-2022, 06:04 PM
Hoehummer was hilarious, in the same league with The Mystic
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It is estimated 57,000 people were executed during the reign of Henry VIII.


During his reign, people who were either executed by him or killed in his name, fell into three principal categories - Heresy, Treason and Denial of his Royal Supremacy as Head of the English Church.


Put that in your pipe and smoke it.
  • Tiny
  • 02-03-2022, 06:08 PM



It is estimated 57,000 people were executed during the reign of Henry VIII.


During his reign, people who were either executed by him or killed in his name, fell into three principal categories - Heresy, Treason and Denial of his Royal Supremacy as Head of the English Church.


Put that in your pipe and smoke it. Originally Posted by VitaMan
Yeah, Trump, Biden, Obama, and George W. Bush may not have been the cat's meow, but we could have had a whole lot worse. Henry VIII, Pol Pot, Idi Amin, and Hitler for example.
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Yeah, Trump, Biden, Obama, and George W. Bush may not have been the cat's meow, but we could have had a whole lot worse. Henry VIII, Pol Pot, Idi Amin, and Hitler for example. Originally Posted by Tiny
Actually. JFK, Reagan andTrump truly cared about regular Americans. It’s fact.
  • Tiny
  • 02-03-2022, 08:29 PM
Actually. JFK, Reagan andTrump truly cared about regular Americans. It’s fact. Originally Posted by bambino
That's probably true. But what we do know for a fact is that Hillary Clinton tortured and killed [forbidden topic] in order to harvest adrenochrome, a psychedelic hormone used in Satanic rights. Hillary was known to wear masks carved from the skin of the [forbidden topic]'s faces while slurping their blood.

While she didn't kill as many people as Idi Amin or Pol Pot or Hitler, she was one sick puppy.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/how-qa...ting-from-kids
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That's probably true. But what we do know for a fact is that Hillary Clinton tortured and killed [forbidden topic] in order to harvest adrenochrome, a psychedelic hormone used in Satanic rights. Hillary was known to wear masks carved from the skin of the [forbidden topic]'s faces while slurping their blood.

While she didn't kill as many people as Idi Amin or Pol Pot or Hitler, she was one sick puppy.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/how-qa...ting-from-kids Originally Posted by Tiny
You might be on to something, take a deep dive into the Clinton Foundation/Haiti. Lemme know what you find.
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That's probably true. But what we do know for a fact is that Hillary Clinton tortured and killed [forbidden topic] in order to harvest adrenochrome, a psychedelic hormone used in Satanic rights. Hillary was known to wear masks carved from the skin of the [forbidden topic]'s faces while slurping their blood.

While she didn't kill as many people as Idi Amin or Pol Pot or Hitler, she was one sick puppy.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/how-qa...ting-from-kids Originally Posted by Tiny
You might be on to something, take a deep dive into the Clinton Foundation/Haiti. Lemme know what you find. Originally Posted by bambino
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, you got him going Tiny.

No pizza joint is safe now!